"Ask Me Anything" Game

[yurglemeyer]

A: Vulpix

Q: Who's that Pokemon?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: I dunno. You didn't show me the shadow.

Q: Is it... Krabby?

[yurglemeyer]

A: It's... ZALGO

Q: ZALGO

[Filler]

A: WTF ???
Q: The pokemon number 144 is... ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: ... Ummm... *checks Pokedex* I haven't seen that one yet... But Zapdos is right next to it... So it must be... Either Articuno or Moltres.

Q: Articuno or Moltres?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Articuno. One of my personal favorite pokemon.

Q: What's your favorite Pokemon?

[Filler]

A: Articuno !!!
Q: Your favorite fire pokemon ???

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Flareon. Or Charzard. I'm kinda only hot for first generation.
Q: Your favorite electric pokemon?

[Filler]

A: Pikachu !!! I don't have one, maybe Electabuzz or Electrode, even Jolteon.
Q: Favorite ghost pokemon ???

[DanniAuttumns]

Q and A: Full of half type?

[Filler]

A: Full, after 150, they start to combine types in a stupid way...
Q: Same...

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Dunno, I'm only familiar with the 150, but if I had to take a shot in the dark, I'd go with Dusclops.
Q: Favorite of the 150?

[Filler]

A: Me too, only 151 including Mew, XD, Mew is my after 150 favorite pokemon.
Q: Dunno in on 150 list ??? I don't remember...

[DanniAuttumns]

A: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_National_Pok%C3%A9dex_numb er
Q: That help?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: No. My favorite electric type is Jolteon, Fire type is Ninetails, Water type is Blastoise, Rock type is Golem, Bug type is Scyther... And as for grass... Not sure about grass. Probably Leafeon.

Q: Am I a nerd?

[Filler]

A: Surely yes.
Q: You know what means: if (checkBox1.IsChecked == true)
{
comboBox1.IsEnabled = true;
}

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Lolwut?

Q: ^

[Filler]

A: You're not a nerd.
Q: Do you know the game Legend of Queen Opala ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Not particularly...

Q: Refer to post #2267.

[Filler]

A: Means "you clicked on checkbox1 and the combobox1 is now enabled"
Q: You prefer been: Monster with tentacles or huge beast with a lonely big cock ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Can I pick D all of the above?

Q: OR is it either/or.

[Filler]

A: Only one.
Q: Blondes or brunettes ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: If I had to pick... Brunette.

Q: Green or blue eyes?

[Filler]

A: Red pupils !!!
Q: Mind break or fight still you get fuck her ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Fight?! And damage her beautiful body?! Mind break.

Q: Wait... What?

[Filler]

A: You are a strange fox...
Q: Fatality or brutality ???

[FluffyFox1213]

Q: Depends on the situation. Fatalities are more for people who are too dangerous to let live... But for you... Brutality.

A: Firesword, or Ice Cleaver?

[Filler]

A: You got me with ice !!!
Q: Scorpio or SUB - ZERO ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: ...GET OVER HERE!!!

Q: Will you give me a hug... Maybe scratch me behind the ears and... Pet my tail?

[Filler]

A: Nop, i don't want to do that.
Q: You think you can do the job better than Ash Ketchup ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Actually. Yes. Yes I do.

Q: Where's the beef?

[Filler]

A: Looks on a butcher.
Q: Why a fox ???

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because. Just because.

Q: Why not Zoidberg?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: @Filler. I like the color orange. I'm a sneaky person. And REAL men have bushy tails.

@Yurgle. Because he's poor and seems to have a crappy life.

Q: Firing main cannon?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Cock joke!

Q: Poor maybe, but he's a doctor! And who wouldn't want that?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: he's a BAD doctor... Calling the time of death is the only thing he's good at.

Q: Mechanics are better than doctors... Because mechanics fix doctors machines...

Wait that's not a question...

Q: Can I ask a question?

[Filler]

A: You can't. XD
Q: Interracial or interespecies ???

[yurglemeyer]

A: Both. At the same time. On the moon. In a half filled inflatable swimming pool.

Q: Who's there?

[Filler]

A: In the moon, maybe a transformer.
Q: Autobot or decepticon ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Autobots transform and roll out...

Q: Transvestites, weird men in disguise...

[yurglemeyer]

A: That's not a question?

Q: That wasn't an answer?

[aqua]

A: It sure wasn't.
Q: What's the last disaster that happened in your life.

[FluffyFox1213]

A: ... *eye twitch, then starts rocking back and forth in a fetal position*

Q: Are you my therapist? I need someone to talk to...

[yurglemeyer]

A: Well, I AM a doctor.

Q: What seems to be the problem?

[Filler]

A: A fox with "Rambo complex".
Q: What kind of doctor you are ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: He's a doctor that helps people with Rambo complex, apparently.

Q: Are you in a hurry to get things done? Rush and rush until life's no fun? All you really gotta do is live and die. But your in a hurry and don't know why?

[Filler]

A: I'm pretty sure that not. 2012 coming soon...
Q: If you could define your life in a single quote... which one could be ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Shit happens.

Q: What about you?

[Filler]

A: All is relative.
Q: Have you heard about Murphy's law ???

[yurglemeyer]

A: Yes.

Q: What can go wrong?

[Filler]

A: You will know that when it happens.
Q: You prefer a round belly's girl filled with ???

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Of course. I will speak no further on the matter. Please do not look at my harddrive.
Q: Your favorite fetish?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: I have many... But I think the one I like the most is bondage.

Q: Yours?

[sgtdrake]

A: I love everything kink.com they are really doing some amazing things. But i have to say tr is my first love. I've been coming here since this site started.

Q: Do you believe that men and women can be just friends

[yurglemeyer]

A: Can be? Yes. Often are? Not so much. Especially if it's Hollywood.

Q: Would it really be so useless to have tits on a bull?

[sgtdrake]

I don't know but it would be fun to see.

Do you feel like Rosencrans or Gildinstern

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Who or WHO?

Q: ^

[Drago]

Wut is this I don't even.

Would you ever learn to pole dance for a party trick?

[FluffyFox1213]

Yes.

Would you like to buy a pony from me?

[Drago]

Nope I have all the Rainbow Dash I could ever want.

Have you witnessed the Poughkeepsie Tapes?

[FluffyFox1213]

I've never even heard of them.

Do I even want to know?

[Drago]

Probably if your into sado masochistic murderers.

Why are foxes fuzzy and you fluffy?

[FluffyFox1213]

Because I hire only the finest fluffers money can buy.

Fus ro dah?

[Filler]

Fus.

Pollito... chicken ???

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I've googled that and I'm pretty sure that phrase does not exist.

Q: What is your oldest memory of a sexual nature?

[Zam]

A: I got an erection at age 11. I wondered what it was doing.

Q: When did you realise you were interested in tentacles? (Stupid, I know, just go with it.)

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I'd say it was the first time i saw the Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. After a little research, I discovered tentacle sex.

Q: Go into detail describing your favorite kind of forbidden or unconventional love.

[Zam]

A: For some reason, I like chikan/train the best.

Q: Could you rupter an artery in your penis while masturbating? O-o

[flamen0d]

A: I don't think so, I masturbate about 21 hours a day and never happened to me.

Q: vaginas, tits, or donkeys?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Two out of three ain't bad... Vaginas and tits are awesome... Donkeys... Kinda annoying.

Q: Ever have the urge to suck your own cock just to see what it felt like?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Anyone that says no to that question is a damn, dirty liar!

Q: Ever had the word "moist" stuck in your head for more than 48 hours?

[TheWatcher]

A: nope. had the word "come" stuck in my head for more than 48 hours though. >.>

Q: Hamburgers, Bagels, or Hamburger Bagels?

[yurglemeyer]

A: None of the above. Chicken nugget, buttery biscuit, mashed potatoes, and barbecue sauce.

Q: Does anyone have a large bucket of cum I can borrow? I'm doing that prank where you balance a bucket of water above a door, and wait for someone to open it. But regular water just isn't going to suffice, I'm afraid.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: No

Q: Ever felt an attraction to a transgender, real or fake?

[FluffyFox1213]

I'm into some transgender stuff... But not RL TG stuff... More like someone eats something suspicious and goes from a human male to a foxy female... But RL transgenders are a bit... Off... To me...

When will they come up with a way to change people into anthropomorphic animals?

[flamen0d]

When everyone bows down to us and realize they should stop wasting time on less important things.

where is the wierdest place you have ever masturbated?

[FluffyFox1213]

A public restroom at a Home Depot... In one of the stalls. Had a boner for four hours and I couldn't take it anymore.

What about you?

[flamen0d]

On an airplane for like 2 minutes. I used the blanket to cover up but I didn't finish.

What do you think of my answer?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Dude, you got some balls. Or boobs. Not sure if male or female.

Q: What's one place you want to masturbate in but can't for whatever the reason?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: I want to masturbate in the Holodeck from Star Trek... Can't for obvious reasons.

Q: When will they make the Holodeck from Star Trek?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: 2403

Q: What would your first holodeck fantasy be?

[flamen0d]

A: A night club with lots of hot chicks. Me playing a solo and then after getting some ass.

Q: same thing as the last one.

(Did you know the holodeck originated from the startrek animated series. So it was invented somewhere between 2271 and 2276. My dad was an avid fan of startrek lol)

[FluffyFox1213]

A: The same answer you just said, but with 90% more furry chicks, mostly foxes and huskys... Then instead of the solo, a big orgy of fur and sex.

Q: Why are furry chicks so damn hot?

[Lipbiter]

A: It's probably the inner beast in us coming out when we see them. ;)

Q: Have you ever rp'ed having sex with dogs~?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I have not. Don't really know how to react in that rp.

Q: a/s/l?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Exceeding the constraints of time as you understand them / Non-applicable / Omnipresent

Q: A/G/S? (Age, gender, species)

[DrNumaNuma]

A: 12/nondescript/artificial intelligence

Q: Would you like to work in the salt mines or rock quarry when i take over the world?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Rock quarry... Salt irritates my fur.

Q: Mario or Master Chief?

[yurglemeyer]

A: No no no, it's Mario VS Master Chief, and neither. A paradox would occur, and... Well, it's complicated. Let's just say that it involves Nazi Germany, Cinnabon, and a van filled with pink frosting.

Q: Who the fuck puts a bowl of cereal at the top of the stairs?

[Blotch]

Rebecca Black?

Who was phone?

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A: Your mother

Q: YOUTUBE! Y U NO LOAD RIGHT!?

[Nowhere Woman]

A:Bcoz ju faylz at interwebz.

Q:Bacon or sausage?

[Blotch]

Bacon.. Obviously.

Favourite Colour?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Gamma rays.

Q: What kind of horrors lurk behind every closed door?

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A: Your future Mother-in-law

Q: If God doesn't exist, then why does he exist? (Religion: 1 Athiests: 0 :D)

[Blotch]

Because a long time ago people were confused and scared of big things the most reasonable explanation was that someone was doing it, but now we know better.

What were you thinking!?

[yurglemeyer]

How hard I'm going to rape you if you don't hand over those plans.

Does anyone have a hyper-evolutionary virus I can borrow?

[Blotch]

Yes

What plans?

[FluffyFox1213]

The plans to that Swedish couch he got in the mail... Also, we're gonna need to borrow a screwdriver.

Can we also borrow all your other tools?

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A: No. I need them to build a device to keep away my future mother-in-law.

Q: Why does almost every girl who likes Naruto always want Sasuke's dick when he's one of the world's biggest douches?

[FluffyFox1213]

Girls like douches, it seems... I fail to see why.

Why do girls like douches?

[yurglemeyer]

Because they're extremely useful in keeping the vaginal area clean and free of yeast infections.

Does anyone have an extra set of arms they aren't using?

[FluffyFox1213]

Depends on what you mean by that... I rather like the arms I'm currently not using.

Why do you need arms?

[yurglemeyer]

Because you can never have too many arms/tentacles/claws/appendages.

Okay well if I can't physically remove your arms, can I at least possess you really quick?

[Zam]

No, but feel free to possess my cat, or my dog.

Do you think we'll be living on the moon in 2030?

[Blotch]

Absolutely not

Cats or Dogs?

[FluffyFox1213]

Foxes.

Was that a trick question?

[Blotch]

I don't know

Was it?

[yurglemeyer]

A massive vat of boiling semen. Unless you want to go for a swim, it was.

Was that a threat?

[FluffyFox1213]

No, it was a promise.

Are you making a girl a promise you know you can't keep?

[yurglemeyer]

No, I'm just giving the Coalition of space-faring extraterrestrials back their high yield explosive device, in a manner most expeditious.

Which is better, enchanted swords of death, or two humble pickaxes?

[FluffyFox1213]

The pickaxes... There is no limit to what you can build out of raw materials...

Would you like to buy a home-made Enchanted Sword of Death, sir? I've got all kinds.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

sadly no, i have no uses for it.

Do you have my chastity belt? I'm taking a walk down that alley by that shop that sells infinty pools.

[FluffyFox1213]

I have no chastity belts... But I have this awesome stimulation belt.

Why is that shop down such an ominous alleyway?

[yurglemeyer]

Two words. Cheap rent. Now are you gonna buy something, or am I going to have to get the worm?

Ya wanna buy a watch?

[Nowhere Woman]

Depends.

Is it right more than twice a day?

[yurglemeyer]

It displays every possible point in the fourth dimension at a time. It's never wrong, but it's a little hard to read, but this brief manual should explain how to use it. The first 20 volumes are more of a foreword than anything, the really important stuff is around volumes 48-80, and the warnings that you should read start around volume 270.

How much are you willing to pay for a watch that's never wrong, regardless of timezone, century, or epoch?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Wtf is an epoch? -$9000.00

Would you use me and then throw me away or take the time to get to know me?

[yurglemeyer]

I would take the time to know you. Hopefully I would be able to divine just how badly you want to kill me during this time. My guess is a lot.

Is it possibly to order handguns online? Also, is anybody willing to give out their credit card information?

[Zam]

I believe so. Ebay sells everything. And my debit card is disabled right now.


I wonder if the Slenderman exists.

[yurglemeyer]

Technically that's a statement, not a question. And he only exists if you believe in him, just like Santa Clause, or the Blood Squid.

How many lives has the Blood Squid claimed in the past nine months?

[Wolf]

No clue.

Favorite position.

[FluffyFox1213]

Doggy style.

What about you?

[Blotch]

What about me?

Why does Yurglemeyer speak like that?

[TheWatcher]

No idea.

Cake or Shepherd's Pie?

[Nowhere Woman]

Whatever I'm fed.

Top or bottom?

[TheWatcher]

Never had to choose because I've never been in that situation. *dies from failure*

Standing or Sitting?

[FluffyFox1213]

Sitting on a couch.

Was that important to know? Would that have saved the Galaxy from Saren and the Geth? Or save Earth from the Collectors? Or even, all galactic civilization from the Reapers?

[yurglemeyer]

Nah, but now I know which furniture to steal first.

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean!? "Why does Yurglemeyer speak like that?"

[TheWatcher]

I don't know, I think you speak just fine. That WAS an odd question.

Aria of Sorrow or Symphony of the Night?

[Blotch]

I have no idea what they are

What are they?

[FluffyFox1213]

No fuckin' clue, dude.

Does that answer satisfy you?

[TheWatcher]

NO!

It's two Castlevania games. Doesn't anyone here play games at ALL!?

[FluffyFox1213]

I play games, but not castlevania... I play games like Mass Effect, Halo, Dead space... Sci-fi stuff...

Why do vampires piss me off?

[Blotch]

Because Stephanie Meyer ruined them?

Why do rp's die?

[TheWatcher]

Because people don't actively keep them alive?

How about I just not post?!

[Blotch]

I like your posts.

Who ordered a pizza?

[yurglemeyer]

I ordered an anchovie and broken glass pizza a few days ago, but they're always really slow getting out here to the void.

Is it still free if they get there after 30 minutes, but time no longer exists?

[FluffyFox1213]

No, you must pay double.

Is Bruce Willis a pretty cool guy? Eh beats up fighter jets and doesn't afraid of anything?

[yurglemeyer]

While eh is pretty cool, Halo beats him for fabulousness.

What would Raptor Jesus do?

[Blotch]

Zap everything and cause the Velocirapture?

Can you read binary?

[yurglemeyer]

Given enough time, yes. Certainly not at the rate I can read normal text though.

Can you speak Aquatic?

[Blotch]

Probably

Asl?

[yurglemeyer]

Non-applicable to all three.

Actually, that depends. Who's asking?

[Blotch]

The great god Imhotep

Which mythology is better, Greek or Egyptian?

[yurglemeyer]

That's a tough one... they're so very close in awesomeness. I'll just take the middle road and choose Norse.

What is the current location of Pandora's box?

[Blotch]

According to the film that Syfy keeps showing, Africa.

Niddhog or Ice Giants?

[yurglemeyer]

Nidhogg. The only dragon I know that bites a tree.

Anubis or Ra?

[Blotch]

Ra, don't really need an afterlife

Tired?

[yurglemeyer]

Does not feel tired, cannot sleep.

Awake?

[TheWatcher]

Yes, but I should sleep soon.

Is watching something?

[Blotch]

I'm always watching

Can you Lucid Dream?

[yurglemeyer]

Sometimes, I don't know what I would do if I couldn't.

Same question.

[Blotch]

Yes, trainee Oneironaut.

How come some people are guests?

[yurglemeyer]

Some? At any given time, I'd say at least 85% of the people on here are guests. It's because they're just lurking. Sometimes they'll actually join, but most of the time they just watch from a distance. *looking at YOU* It's okay! We won't bite/constrict/rape you! Well... unless you want us to.

Was once a lurker?

[Blotch]

On the image board yes, on the forum no.

I meant people like Saru who were guests but could still post..

Where is Saru?

[yurglemeyer]

No idea.

When did you become an ex polyp?

[Blotch]

Since I went through rehab

Why is it a trap?

[yurglemeyer]

Because you can never be certain about anything until after it has happened.

Why does Murphy's Law have to apply to every situation?

[Blotch]

Because the entire nature of Murphy's law is it applies to everything

Graphic Novels or Comics?

[yurglemeyer]

Graphic novels. Graphic graphic novels.

Is nothing part of everything?

[Blotch]

No, nothing is the lack of everything

Atheism?

[yurglemeyer]

Yes? I'm not sure I understand the question.

But even the concept of nothing is something, and something is a part of everything. Therefore... isn't nothing a something which is part of everything?

[Blotch]

The concept of nothing is not nothing. The concept of nothing is a concept and therefore something, nothing itself is the complete absence of something

Zombies or Vampires?

[yurglemeyer]

Zombie Vampires. That are also Space Pirate Ninjas.

So the actual concept of nothing is impossible to conceptualize? Also, nothing cannot actually exist either, right?

[Blotch]

Nothing can never exist (arggh double negatives)

Infection Zombies or Living Dead Zombies?

[yurglemeyer]

Either, both. Neither are to be confused with mutants though.

Are you a mutant?

[Blotch]

I'm a hybrid

How did you get trapped between dimensions?

[yurglemeyer]

Trapped? I am not trapped. I simply jaunt through the quantums of nothing that exist between realities, living there for long periods of time (or lack thereof) would be horribly boring. Besides, there really are so many different existences to choose from, I couldn't possibly be happy with just one.

How is it that you can speak English?

[Blotch]

Babelfish hybridisation

What is the answer to THE question?

[yurglemeyer]

42.

Did I get it right?

[Blotch]

Yes you did

4 x 4 = ?

[Nowhere Woman]

A party!

When in doubt?

[FluffyFox1213]

Rethink your life decisions.

Do you think Anubis chews his butt?

[Blotch]

I don't think he can reach

Favourite Animal?

[FluffyFox1213]

I believe it is obvious.

Is it obvious?

[Blotch]

It's a tentacle monster right?

Is it that?

[FluffyFox1213]

-_- No. My favorite animal is a fox.

Were you serious, or trying to be funny?

[Blotch]

I was trying to be funny

Did you laugh?

[FluffyFox1213]

I did a little, yeah.

Were you TRYING to make me laugh?

[Blotch]

Yes because I was trying to break the ice

Is the ice broken?

[FluffyFox1213]

I don't think there ever was any ice... Or it was so thin it melted instantly.

Why?

[Blotch]

What do you mean why?

(see that's both an answer and a question)

[FluffyFox1213]

I meant, why do you want to know if the ice was broken.

Know what I mean?

[Blotch]

I do know what you mean

Have you heard of the tiny chicken?

[FluffyFox1213]

Nope.

Should I have?

[TheWatcher]

YOUR A FLUFFY FOX!!!

Is fluffy fox fluffy to you? :3

[yurglemeyer]

He's the fluffiest fox ever... of all time.

What texture are you, Watcher?

[TheWatcher]

don't know? shadowy? firm?

how about you yurgle? or whoever posts next.

[FluffyFox1213]

Fluffy and soft, yet firm, somewhat squishy, but bony in some parts.

What about the next person?

[Blotch]

Ethereal

Do you like waffles?

[yurglemeyer]

[X] Waffles
[X] Pancakes
[X] French Toast

Can you wait to get a mouthful?

[Blotch]

I can wait thanks.

Do you like vore?

[yurglemeyer]

Depends on the meaning of the word. If you mean the action of, yes, I enjoy consuming the negative emotions of terrestrial mortals. If you mean as a fetish, it depends.

Is tired of movies/books/etc... being "The best selling" or "#1 in"?

[Blotch]

Yes I buy books for their content. Not what other people think of them.

Who the eff is Hank?

[yurglemeyer]

I have no idea who Hank is.

Who IS Hank?

[FluffyFox1213]

Hank Hill... He huffs propane.

Would someone pet me?

[Blotch]

*pets*

Can someone get me some hand wash?

[FluffyFox1213]

*sniffles* I... I'm not that dirty...

Am I?

[Blotch]

No you're very clean I'm just allergic

Am I really?

[FluffyFox1213]

I don't know.

Is your tentacle swelling from touching me?

[lightball20]

I don't have any tentacles.(at least not yet)

Can you give me mind control powers over tentacles?

[Blotch]

Nope sorry, they're mine.

Do you really want tentacle powers?

[yurglemeyer]

Yes, but I already have some. Tendrils of darkness which extend through the voids of space, corrupting the mind and crippling the body.

Would you like to feel my dark embrace? *cough* no-homo *cough*

[Blotch]

Yes I would

Are you voting for Junkie Einstein?

[yurglemeyer]

After doing some research, yes, I am. I believe he is most fit to oversee the masses.

Largest amount of blood you've ever seen in person?

[Blotch]

Mere droplets

Same question

[yurglemeyer]

Several large puddles.

Favorite musical instrument?

[Blotch]

Table

Why would you see several large puddles?

[Archy]

cause the snows melting

why is the snow melting?

[Blotch]

Because Ra is angry

Why is Ra angry?

[yurglemeyer]

Because he lost a bet with Set.

What did Jesus say as he was crucified?

[Blotch]

Always look on the bright side of life

What do you call a man with no ears?

[yurglemeyer]

Anything you want.

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Blotch]

42

Before you call him a man?

[yurglemeyer]

I think you answered your own question.

Why are so many people famous only after they die?

[Blotch]

Because people don't realise how good the thing they have is until it's gone

Why are people sheep?

[yurglemeyer]

Because thinking for oneself hurts. Join us... join us...

Are people naturally inclined towards "good" or "evil"?

[Blotch]

Yes, Epigenetics.

What exactly is thawing?

[yurglemeyer]

The process of solid water particles becoming liquid water particles while concentrated on an object?

Was that trick question?

[Blotch]

Yes

Can you explain the plot of lost for me in under 5 seconds?

[yurglemeyer]

Yep. Magical inter-religious bullshit.

Can you explain to me the plot of Pi in less than five seconds?

[Blotch]

It's how to open the universal command prompt

Where did you get those clothes?

[Archy]

from the store down the street

why is it a trap?

[yurglemeyer]

I constructed them from idle thoughts and forgotten memories. In case you were wondering, I had a lot of material to work with.

Why do people enjoy music?

EDIT: NOOOO!
And it is a trap because you were expecting something else.

[Blotch]

Because the waveforms are unique and smooth

U mad?

[Archy]

no not really

have i mentioned i hate this phone?

[yurglemeyer]

Not to me personally, no.

How do you and Blotch know each other?

[Blotch]

I sorta just met him, he seemed like a cool guy so I let him hang around

Was that question directed at me?

[Archy]

i have no idea think it was me

did u call me a guy?

[yurglemeyer]

Either Blotch was talking in the third person, from your perspective, or he called you a guy.

Can someone clarify?

[Blotch]

I was speaking in 3rd person

Are we clear?

[yurglemeyer]

Translucent.

Broken any bones? How many, which ones?

[Archy]

broke my leg on ice

worst injury uve suffered?

[Blotch]

Fractured leg bone

Do you like web bondage?

[yurglemeyer]

Maybe, but for some reason, the way you said it, I can't help but be reminded of Spiderman. Spins a web any size, catches sluts, just like flies.

Same question, because I can't think of anything to ask.

[TheWatcher]

Neutral. sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's not. I prefer not to take sides.

Ever had a seizure? If so, was it a Gran Mal?

[yurglemeyer]

Seizure of property? Yes. Epileptic seizure? Probably not, although I do have a very serious twitching problem.

Furthest latitude south/north you've ever been?

[Blotch]

Australia is the furthest south I've been

Puppy sized elephant?

[TheWatcher]

@yurgle: I'd need a map and my memory of the places I've been are horrible. farthest in ANY direction I've gone which I can remember vividly was to bahrain, which I assume is several thousand miles to the east or west of the United States.

Play Dungeon Fighter Online?

((curse you blotch...))

[Blotch]

I've rule 34'd one of the characters if that counts

Have you not played any valve games?

[yurglemeyer]

Nope. I haven't not played any Valve games.

OH DEAR GOD DEJA VU. Why does that happen?

[Blotch]

You died and this was a respawn point

Should I sleep?

[yurglemeyer]

If you feel tired. I would hate to see your mental faculties be ground into a fine paste because you've stayed up too late.

When do you have to get up?

[Blotch]

Usually 6.

Does anyone have any coffee?

[yurglemeyer]

I've got some... "sugar" >.>

Try splashing some cold water on your face. It usually helps and isn't addictive.

[Blotch]

A bright luminescent square in front of my eyes ought to do the trick

What is love?

[yurglemeyer]

I thought I knew once, but that was a long time ago... It feels like it at least.

Why is love?

[Blotch]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Why are B Movies so rubbish?

[FluffyFox1213]

B movies?

What is a B movie?