"Ask Me Anything" Game

[FluffyFox1213]

A: No. You look like a sexy fox girl.

Q: ....Please sandwich? *puppy-fox eyes* ... *wimpers*

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: -hands a sandwich- Here! -runs-

Q: Who'd I steal the sandwich from?

[IronTears]

A: from the guy that stalks your mom

Q: hows it taste?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: ...Slimy... With a hint of calamari... *slurps up a tentacle*

Q: ...Crap... It's inside me now isn't it? ...

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Yes. And wrong... I stole it from Heavy who is now hunting me down to kill me. ^^;; -hides behind Fluffy-

Q: Are you gonna explode now or something?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Uhhh... No... But if i start moaning really loud... Just ignore it.

Q: ...Why would i explode?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: 'Cuz it went into your stomach...

Q: Yeah... Got anymore of those guys?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: what guys?

Q: ^

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: The one in your sandwich. ^^

Q: So, got anymore?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: First of all... 99% of tentacle monsters have no real gender... And second of all... I think they're multiplying... O.O

Q: Should i be scared?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Yes a little...

Q: Why wouldn't you be?

[IronTears]

A: cuz tentacles are nice? =D xD

Q: there are 1/2, 1/4 andd 1/6 of a cake on a plate. they weight 183 gramm and each of them has 15% sugar. how much sugar is left after danni has eaten 91,5% of the cake?

Q2: how much weights 1/2 of the cake?

Q3: draw a circle and eat a potato

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: @.@ -gets dizzy and faints-

Q: Why must you torture us with math?

[IronTears]

A: mission accomplished xD cuz i was bored

Q: will you try to answer?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Hello no.

Q: Why should I? I hate math...

[IronTears]

A: cuz its simple ^^

Q: who can answer it? :o

[aqua]

A: The percentage of sugar in the remaining cake would continue being 15%. Unless the baker sucks at mixing the batter.
A2: I fail to see how this is a trick question
A3: No
Q: Science?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Science is fun...

Q: What kind of science?

[yurglemeyer]

A: The blinding kind.

Q: Why do you ask?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Because there are lots of kinds of sciences...

Q: What's that behind you?

[aqua]

A: it appears to be a standard gypsum wallboard/2x4/brick wall painted green.
Q: What color is the nearest wall to you?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: A really nice goldish color.

Q: What type of floor is in the room you're currently in?

[yurglemeyer]

A: A cold one.

Q: How many walls are in the room you are in?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: The Oogie Boogie Man.

Q: What's on your feet?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Tennis shoes.

Q: What's on your face?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Probably ice-cream...

Q: What's in your hair.

[yurglemeyer]

A: My hands.

Q: What's in your thoughts?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Strange and very perverse things my friend...

Q: Anyone know where Danni is?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I wish that I did, she might be on yet though.

Q: Miss her?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Yes... She hasn't been on all day...

Q: What're you doing?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Trying to get the smell of matches out of my nose.

Q: You?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Watching the Team Fortress 2 videos for the third time today, and lord knows how many times I've seen them in total.

Q: Wanna watch? They're funny as shit.

[yurglemeyer]

A: Um... that's almost too weird...

Q: Why are you watching them?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Because they make me laugh...

Q: Why aren't you watching them?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because I already have, and my internet isn't going to cooperate with me if I try.

Q: Do I know you?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: No not in real life.

Q: Why?

[DanniAuttumns]

Sorry childrens... been sick.

A: Because the iceberg made me ill.

Q: Why must the things I love hurt me TT__TT

[IronTears]

A: Read sig

Q: there are 1/2, 1/4 andd 1/6 of a cake on a plate. they weight 183 gramm and each of them has 15% sugar. how much sugar is left after danni has eaten 91,5% of the cake?

Q2: how much weights 1/2 of the cake?

Q3: draw a circle and eat a potato

i want a satisfying answer thats not from a homescooled girl! xD

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Then I guess you gets no answer.

Q: Who's going to a baby shower tomorrow!? I am.

[IronTears]

A: you are. =D

Q: who ate all the cookies?

[Debugarea]

A: We
Q: Do you like Cum?"

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Well I've only had my own, but it was salty and I liked it ;)

Q: Do you like guys with blue hair and red eyes?

[IronTears]

you cant compare a womens smell to a mans :/ men taste bitter. dont like.

A: I think she does, and so do i

Q: whats the best eye-haircolor combination?

[aqua]

A: Hard to say really. Red hair with blue eyes is a sexy contrast though ^^
Q: Whats your favourite hair colour?

[IronTears]

A: snow white

Q: whats your favourite eyecolor? XD

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Blue, always has been.

Q: Why are you asking?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: He can't ask because he's just curious?

Q: Where did the time go?

[IronTears]

A: i ate it

Q: whats the most annoying pickup line?

[Naesha]

Answer: Yes.
Question: Why do you want to know?

[IronTears]

A: strawberrys
Q: aren't i awesomely random? ^-^

[Naesha]

Answer: Random yes, awesomely, not really.
Question: Also, strawberries where?

[IronTears]

A: on my tongue, come get them ^-^

Q: will you? :p

[Filler]

A: Nop. XD
Q: Manga o anime ???

[Makayla]

Answer: Definitely anime ^_^ I am one =P
Question:Big or Small boobs? LOL

[FluffyFox1213]

Answer: ...Your kidding, right? Big boobies FTW!!! ...But not TOO big.

Question: Furry lesbians?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *wishes girlfriend was a furry, and we had sexy time* ....maybe?

Q: Furry yaoi?

[Delicious]

A: I think you know the answer to that ;)

Q: Furries?

[Makayla]

Answer: I wish I was a cute nekomimi, if that counts as furry =P
Question: Skinny jeans or cargo capris? (on you or on someone else ^_^)

[IronTears]

A: jeans
Q: chokolade chip cookies or brownies?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Can I have both?

Q: ^

[Debugarea]

A: No
Q: You're playing MMORPGs sometimes? (and wich?)

[TheWatcher]

A: Yes but not currently. crappy internet won't let me group with people...and I play dungeon fighter online.
Q: Start laughing A LOT after you've had one beer?

[Filler]

A: Nop.
Q: Android or Iphone OS ???

[Raidus]

Probably Andriod.

PSO (or PSO2), or PSU?

[Badwolfy]

o.o Whats this about PSU??? XD

[Raidus]

To expand, it was: Phantasy Star Online (or PSO2, which will likely be out next year), or Phantasy Star Universe? AKA, which do you prefer? xD *total PSO fanboy, was annoyed at PSU for no offline multiplayer* :P

[Badwolfy]

Lol so I see,I know what ya mean,so am I actually XDDDD I'm a fanboy for PSO and PSU lol but yes they suck for no offline multiplayer

[Raidus]

Yup, I'm soooooo waiting on PSO2 to come out, or at least beta/alpha access x3

[Badwolfy]

Ditto XD Just can't wait!!!

[Raidus]

I want to see what they did with the force class. And ranger looks sooooo much better now...

And slightly on topic now..... Which class would you choose? >w>

[Badwolfy]

Hmmm...I dunno its still a question that I'm asking what I should use first,but its between Hunter and Force,I seen some Force stuff,its awesome you can charge Resta =D

Whats your favorite kind of weapon?=D

[Raidus]

Easily the chain-greatsword. Think of .hack//G.U. ;D

What's your favorite class? (any game)

[Badwolfy]

Hmmm...too many to name xD but one of my faves is Ninja from Final Fantasy Tactics

Whats your least favorite enemy (any game)

[FluffyFox1213]

The flood from Halo 2... Sons of bitches are impossible on legendary...

What game genre is your favorite? (FPS, RTS, Racing, etc.)

[Raidus]

I'd have to say either: RPG, or TPS (third person shooter)

Also, the Halo Flood are nothing compared to my Unreal Tournament Flood xD Basically, take a single flood, give it dual wield weaponry (2x shottys, chainguns, snipers, or any combination of stuff), and slap it, and its 15 teammates on Godlike AI.

[FluffyFox1213]

If I did that... I would end up killing my computer with fire... Out of sheer rage. Not kidding. Almost did it to my xbox once.

Does anyone think my power armor is OP?

[Raidus]

I've done it before. On CTF. Had 5 flood who happened to stay at the enemy base. 3 with 2x sniper rifles, 1 with 2x laser rifles, and one with a shotty and rocket launcher. If I didn't have my laser cannon mounted motorcycle, that'd have been one retardedly hard round. None of my team aside from me made it out of there, much less even in the front door.

As for your armor, nah :P Although I don't know the specs, so *shrug*

Wings + chaingun. OP? Discuss :V

[FluffyFox1213]

Only if Supersonic flight + Shoulder mounted plasma torpedoes is.

Do you want to know my armor's specs?

[Raidus]

Sure, why not? :P

What are said specS?

[FluffyFox1213]

Armor: Full suit of 2 inch thick advanced battle armor with a miniature nuclear/plasma hybrid energy source. Equipped with an ablative energy shield, a helmet that can recycle air for up to a month, an active cloaking device that can remain online for up to 5 hours before it overloads, and small but powerful thrusters in the boots and back that enable flight. Armor is highly resistant to most forms of radiation and elemental damage (Fire, Lightning. etc...) also extremely resistant to kinetic and energy weapons and is somewhat able to absorb most energy and store it into its battery without allowing it to overload. Shield can withstand very high impact forces without overloading (can fall from orbit and it drains it to half) and recharges slowly over time. (fully drained shield recharges completely within 30 minutes depending on amount of energy absorbed into the armor)

OP, isn't it?

[Raidus]

*shrugs* Not bad, it's at least got its limitations. :P

[FluffyFox1213]

It's OP... But not god-like.

That what your saying?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I say what I say and that's all that I say.

Q: Any bronies in here?

[FluffyFox1213]

I love brownies!

Cook me some?

[DanniAuttumns]

I has brownies!

But will I give them to you?

[FluffyFox1213]

Overpowered.

How do you not know that?

(also... Lawl on the 2 inch thick thing)

[DanniAuttumns]

Oh! Like Mary-Sues! I get it now ^^

I don't do the same things you do apparently. I have kinda a one-track mind. I can't even play Left 4 Dead for very long because I keep getting killed... by various things. I think I killed myself a few times.

[DrNumaNuma]

Please stay on topic for the thread. If you wish to ramble, move to the ramblings thread.

[DanniAuttumns]

There's a rambling thread?

[yurglemeyer]

A: *Facepalm*

Q: Are you new here or something?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: ^^; A bit, even though I joined back in April, I didn't really come on until July, and since then I've been kinda busy figuring it out and all.

Q: Why did I try to kill Fluffy... TWICE?!

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because he wouldn't share his brownies (?)

Q: Why did you try to kill him twice?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Because he keeps falling asleep while we're going at it... and it's really difficult getting his knot out when he isn't participating >_<

Q: You'd know ALL about that wouldn't you? Little Lobster boy ;) ...What do Lobster cocks look like?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I don't know, ask your mom.

Q: 'Little Lobster boy'?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: She's miffed. Audioporn must not being going to her liking again. You ARE a little lobster boy!

Q: How do you not know what your own cock looks like? Why won't you let me see?!

[yurglemeyer]

A: You don't need to.

Q: Why do you need to?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: I wannnnnna~!

Q: Have you ever read Outlander?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Nope.

Q: Have you seen Highlander?

[yurglemeyer]

A: There can only be one.

Q: Ever played Lunar Lander?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Nope

Q: Every played Thief: Deadly Shadows?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Lolwut?

Q: Ever played... Hey look a squirrel! *chases after it*

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Nope

Q: What would you say to Doctor Whooves if you met him?

[Raidus]

A: I'd steal the Tardis and run :V

Q: sausage, or taco?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Now that you say it, I wonder what sausage in a taco would taste like.

Q: What would you do if you met Q?

[Raidus]

A: Well, as for the Q I know, I'd probably leech some of their fursuit making techniques. :P (Q = Qarrazel)

Q: What would you do if you met... yourself~

[Delicious]

A: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/004/077/Raisins_Face.jpg?1286515652


Q: What would you do if you met... me~ :3

[yurglemeyer]

A: Say hello

Q: Are you a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I think you changed your sentence halfway through, and I am neither very cool or fearless.

Q: What do you want to know about me?

[DanniAuttumns]

Q and A: Are you apart of Team Rocket? Or just Dr. Stein?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Sorry, I am neither, but i do wish I was Garrett.

Q: If you had to work an illegal profession in today's world, which one would you choose?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: I'm be a female pimp for my male hos. Defiantly.

Q: Same question.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: White collar thief. There's something alluring about high-profile crimes to me.

Q: What about the ideal illegal job, regardless of today's limitations?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: My dream job has always been to be a necromancer *sparkly eyes* That'd be cool. Though I didn't understand your question really.

Q: What about a legal job? Do you have one of those?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I have several, but none that I like.

Q: Ever feel the urge to hate-fuck the world?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Only ALWAYS! Though... I'd like to fuck-fuck the world before I hate-fuck it. Don't want to put my prick near a volcano and burn it off before... Lost my train of thought.

Q: What do you blog about on a site called Tentacle Rape?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Anime, hentai, and the occasion bout of insanity I have.

Q: If you could make one selfish change to the world, what would it be?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *wants to say about how I become the werewolf dictator of the world, with a harem of men and women willing to submit to my sexual urges* *coughs* World... peace.

Q: Same question.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I wish for magic. Not just for myself, that would be awesome, but for the world to be saturated in it and magical events. It'll be a bit more fun that way.

Q: Would you like a harem?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Of course. I would love to have a harem. Filled with furries and demons and whatever else I would care to sleep with until I'm to exhausted to do anything more.

Q: Are you a human? If so are you a male human or a female human?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I am a human male, you man animal. Now bow before me and my lord, Korrok.

Q: What would you do if you faced a batallion of Nazi vampires?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Vampires are pussies compared to my pack of wolves. Even if they ARE Nazis. Though... suppose I would want necro powers even more then.

Q: Man animal? Who said I was a man? *grins sexilly* Don't recall mentioning that. *winks* Why do you assume such things human?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Puny mortals falter before the will of Korrok. Your race was created as food for worms that do not die.

Q: Now why did I type that?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Because you're holding onto your religion too tightly~ Is that doubt of him I sense?

Q: Favorite Nose God/Goddess.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Odin, simply because every time I think of him now I see Anthony Hopkins.

Q: Would you like to switch genders for a day?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: With you? Maybe. I'm kinda rocking the female werewolf thing now though... then again. Male werewolf= more awesome and I can change my name to Fenrir! Hells yes!

Q: Like the Thor movie?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I do

Q: Gonna watch the Avengers?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Hell yes! I can't wait until May! Loki's going to be the main antagonist, which is awesome and not awesome at the same time because he's my favorite~ I have him on my desktop.

Q: Same question.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: I'm gonna watch it, but I doubt he's the main antagonist. He was cuffed in one scene of the trailer.

Q: Do you wish for DC to do a comic book crossover too?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Sometimes. Though the Avengers and Justice League would kinda be iffy for me, too much going on at one time and all.

Q: Who do you think the main antagonist will be if not Loki?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: My best guess is Thanos.

Q: Anticipating the new Batman movie?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: I have to watch the other ones again to tell you. But I doubt I'm going to see the latest one.

Q: How the HELL did we get onto this topic?!

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Because the goddamn Batman told us to.
http://jcbaggee.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/famousline.jpg

Q: Did you like the Green Lantern movie?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: I didn't see it, but I wanted to. Darn sister *glares at her* She said I could go to the Green Lantern, but not Captain America... But I went to Captain America anyway. Never got to see the Green Lantern *sighs*

Q: How many comic books do you think you have?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: ABout two dozen., including the trades.

Q:Do you like Twilight?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Oh HELL no! *catches the book on fire* THEY STOLE CEDRIC FROM HARRY POTTER! RAWR! So angry at that series... it wasn't even well edited -__-

Q: Do you like it?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I'm rather predisposed to not like it, but seeing as I haven't read it I suppose it's possible.

Q: How many bee stings does it take to kill a blue whale?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: I would answer but I'm sure you'll tell me.

Q: Same question.

[yurglemeyer]

A: Uh... I'm rather unprepared. Usually when one asks a question, they don't know the answer. Unless it's rhetorical, but in this case it wasn't.

Q: How many whale stings does it take to kill a bee?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: My guess is 1.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: -6

Q: Where is the world that god only knows?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *points to Niflheimr*

Q: Where are you?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Up your butt and around the corner.

Q: What is this world like?

EDIT: Ninja'd... it's been a while.

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Kinda crappy. I can't find the good stuff.

Q: Where's my notebook?

[DanniAuttumns]

Q and A: *hands you the Deathnote* Can I have your autograph?

[DrNumaNuma]

Q: No.

A: Have you seen Kyle? He's this tall.

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *Grins* This tall... I think I know where he is.

Q: Is it weird that I just kidnapped my 2 guy friends and tied them up via IM?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Yes, you should get some help for that.

Q: Ever thought about letting them go? They'd probably enjoy the freedom.

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *chuckles* But they don't know what I'm planning yet~

Q: Do you enjoy being tied up Yurgle?

[yurglemeyer]

A: *sigh* tied up, pinned down, it's just an average day for me it seems.

Q: Why are you being so vindictive?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: *grins* I don't know the meaning of the word.

Q: What's the meaning of life?

[yurglemeyer]

A: 42

Q: But do you know the question?

[DanniAuttumns]

A: Is there a question.

Q: Been on CleverBot lately?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: I know the question.

Q: Can I haz cheezburger?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Can you?

Q: Was that rhetorical?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Was it really?

Q: Why are there coke bottles on my desk?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Cuz you snorted it all?

Q: Wait... Coka-Cola?

[Sword]

A: Nuka Cola (FALLOUT REFERENCE)

Q: What do you peeps think of me?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: You do not resemble a delicious marshmallow and have much to learn, young Padawan.

Q: What is your most wanted conventional superpower?

[Sword]

A: Portal making, I have creative ideas.

Q: why would I want to resemble a marshmellow?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Allow me to answer that question with a question.

Q: Why not?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Because they are delicious and moist.

Q: Is there science to do?

[Sword]

A: I don't wanna be a shmcore!(cute spelling STFU)

Q: What is the answer to life universe and everything if it isn't 42

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Transformers 4

Q: Why does Ann Coulter still have a job?

[Sword]

A: Because no one shot her yet

Q: Permission to kill?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Denied.

Q: Who would win in a fight between Ditka and a hurricane?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Neither, they are ninja'd out of existance by the ultra-speed of the internet.

Q: Capture and retrieve target; Ann Coulter!

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Sorry, House is on.

Q: Why do you keep getting ninjaed?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because everyone here knows shadow-clone jutsu.

Q: Why hasn't the sun come up yet?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Because Princess Celestia told Princess Luna that it is not time yet.

Q: Are you a Brony?

[yurglemeyer]

A: As of now, no. But my time is young and I am much incomplete, I may become a 'brony' yet.

Q: How long have you been a brony?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: One month.

Q: Will you miss me after I log off now?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Yes.

Q: Will you come back to save me from this nightmare?

[DrNumaNuma]

A: Only because you don't fell like a monster.

Q: Stayin' fast?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I guess?

Q: Why must it be November?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Because it makes us writers have to write something for a month straight without switching stories half-way through...

Q: Did you miss me?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Yes, don't leave me haning again!

Q: Where were you?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: My life got kinda hectic for a little while that's all. Just lots of stuff but I'm good now.

Q: Why is you're signature so mean? (yes i took the five seconds to put it into a translator and find out what it says)

[FluffyFox1213]

A: *bawling on my knees next to a burning tanker truck*

Q: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: O.O I-I don't know...

Q: Who?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Dom!!!

Q: Why did you do that, dom?!?!?!

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because he is a funny guy.

Q: Who else laughed?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Not me.

Q: Is anyone else confused?

[Sword]

A: Me

Q: Am I a good RPer?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: I haven't seen enough of it yet to know. But the important question is...

Q: Do you think you are?

[Sword]

A: I don't know, but I guess I've got about 5 people doing it somehow XD

Q: What's a good question?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: A good question would be.

Q: To be? Or not to be?
(props if you actually know what this is questioning)

[Sword]

A: To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause – there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered (Google XD so no props)

Q: What are you looking for in a mate? don't really need to answer

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Uh well, I look for kindness, good sense of humor, has to be a nerd, smart, can put up with my ego... Pretty much everything that my mate has is what I want. That's why he's perfect. ^^

Q: What do you look for?

[Sword]

A: Exact same thing actually, though not so much with the ego I try to be humble a lot.

Q: What do you think of me?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: I think you are nice. (honestly the ego thing was a joke XD i try not to be too self-centered)

Q: What do you think of me?

[Sword]

A: I think you're nice, kinky, and not too serious. AKA: I like you

Q: Is that all you think of me?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: For now since I don't know you that well yet.

Q: ...crap i can't think of anything...haha

[Sword]

A: Locations?

Q: Where you at dawg... cawt XD

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Fox. And currently in my dark lair waiting for prey. ^^

Q: Where are you?

[Sword]

A: Canada

Q: I meant reality XD

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Ah. Cali.

Q: Why?

[Sword]

A: Merely curious actually XD Though if I'm in the area I'll drop a line

Q: What do you think of 18 year olds?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: ...Uh I'm not sure since I am one... Most of us seem to be stupid idiots who think we are invincible(no i don't think that about you)

Q: Lots of personal questions no?

[Sword]

A: Yeah, BTW: I'm 18

Q: Is this making you uncomfortable?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Not really. I just don't like to answer a lot of personal questions on the internet. Y'know for safety reasons and stuff.

Q: How do you like being here so far?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: *huggling the fox girl* I love it. So far.

Q: Can I pet your tail?

[Sword]

A: Sure sweetcheeks :P

Q: I'm loving this place, HBU?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: I love it.

Q: Sweetcheeks?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I prefer Bittercheeks myself

Q: Sourcheeks, anyone?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Lol no thanks.

Q: What... is your name?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Meh name?

Q: Define this 'name' that you spaketh of?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Damn you're no fun....

Q: What is your quest?

[yurglemeyer]

A: No fun? Says that which dislikes personal questions. My quest? To hide the unholy goblet.

Q: Where's a good hiding spot?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Up your ass... XD I couldn't resist.

Q: What's the unholy goblet? Is it like the opposite of the Holy Grail?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Only afterwards did I realize what could be construed as a 'hiding place'. Yes, it's the opposite of the Holy Grail. I am King Ruthra, and my quest is to hide the Unholy Goblet.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: I dunno.

Q: What did she say?

[yurglemeyer]

A: *choking noises*

Q: Get it?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Yes I got it. XD Ok, there are two muffins in an oven baking and one says. "Damn it's hot in here."

Q: What does the other muffin say?

[yurglemeyer]

A: I dunno

Q: What did it say?

[Sword]

A: HOLY $#@%^# A TALKING MUFFIN!

Q: What is a great pickup line? XD I don't use them, I just like to lols at them

[yurglemeyer]

A: When you fell from the whore tree, did you bang every guy on the way down?

Q: No, really, what did the muffin say?

[Sword]

A: Holy Crap a Talking muffin, not even kidding that's the joke

Q: What is a pickup line to you?

[yurglemeyer]

A: A rag and some chloroform.

Q: Roofies, anyone?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: No thanks.

Q: Do you know any way to pick up a girl WITHOUT drugs?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Of course, I use my arms. OR, if there's more than 10, I box them up and use a forklift.

Q: Why are these questions so obvious?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: Because I suck at coming up with questions when my brain is focused on novel writting.

Q: Why are your answers so obvious?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because simple questions beget obvious answers.

Q: Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

A: No, we're saving that for summer when it's warmer.

Q: Have you ever been in a fiddling competition with the Devil?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Why else would I have a golden fiddle above my fireplace?

Q: Why is the rum gone?

[Sword]

A: BUUUURP... hey

Q: Why do people take a instant liking to me?

[Sword]

(JK they do NOT XD)

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because you have money.

Q: Do you love everyone in the world?

[Sword]

A: No, I love everyone I meet who isn't a total dickwad.

Q: What is funny?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Humor.

Q: Why does sleep sseem like such a waste of time?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Cause you don't dream.

Q: Why are my dreams better than my life?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Because there is no spoon, only a part of yourself.

Q: Is there such a thing as choice?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: I choose not to answer that. Which may have accidentally answered that.

Q: Ooops?

[yurglemeyer]

A: No, there is no choice. You were going to answer that question that way before you even read it.

Q: No all you have to figure out is; Why?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Cuz... The power of Chaos compels you. *tosses dog blood on you*

Q: Is it okay to worship demons? Just as long as it's not Satan?

[yurglemeyer]

A: So long as you're willing to relenquish your mortal soul to the fiery pits for all eternity.

Q: What is that? What the FUCK is that!? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE!?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Gomer Pyle?

Q: It's... It's... A potato.

[yurglemeyer]

A: No! It is only a part of yourself!

Q: Have I taught you nothing?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: No. You didn't teach me anything. Except how to violate people with my face... Not that hard when you have a canine muzzle.

Q: You smell that?

[yurglemeyer]

A: That, my friends, is the smell of crushed dreams. Also, a pinch of agony.

Q: Amirite?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss149/40kendgame/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg

Q: Retro-lancer or Energy sword?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Energy sword, much more iconic.

Q: Giant Enemy Crab!

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Hit the weak points for critical damage!

Q: Wait. *squints* Is that a Scarab?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Bomb planted. The distraction, it worked! *enormous cardboard Scarab cutout falls over*

Q: Need a light?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: You are NOT a Firebat from Starcraft.

Q: I need a weapon...

[yurglemeyer]

A: My life for Aiur!

Q: You call down the thunder...

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Yes. I call down the thunder. And the rain of ice spikes.

Q: Would Ice Armor be cold?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Maybe. You'd probably want some hand warmers for the uh... pelvic area.

Q: Would ice armor be very strong?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Not against heat.

Q: What about fire armor? Weak to water. Water armor... Weak to electricity... Electric armor... Weak to dirt. Dirt armor? Weak to... Ummm...?

[yurglemeyer]

A: Swiffers.

Q: What the hell is this, Pokemon?

[FluffyFox1213]

A: Ummm... Maybe?

Q: If I was a pokemon which one would I be?