Gaming - Srs Buisness

[Delicious]

A little thread for the discussion of any games you may have bought, or you are thinking of getting.

I would really like to keep this to a discussion about the merits and possible flaws of games, rather than a complete caps lock, bad grammar spam fest.

So yush; if this gets out of hand then I will politely ask you to gtfo of my thread. Thank you ^^

[IronTears]

well i can recommend :
The Fable Series (Fable 1,2&3)
Battelforge
Starcraft 2
Battlefield Bad Company 2
Ragnarok Online (it may be old but its hella fun)
Lineage 2 (love the half naked dark elfs sooo mutch <3)
Portal 2
Minecraft
Hunter: The Demons Forge
Assassins Creed series of course (especialy 2 and 3)
Kingdom Hearts 1&2
Final Fantasy X, X-2
Mass Effect 1&2

Im actively plaing Battlefield, Battleforge, Minecraft and Ragnarock Online. Tough you gave me an idea: id love to make a "Tentacle Rape" clan full of dark elfes in lineage 2 xD! gona make a thread about that :p

[Delicious]

Mhmm, well of course I've been playing TF2.

As far as your list goes:
-1 and two were good. Three was disapointing
-Never heard of
-Oh gawd! Micro micro micro... Oh shit! Macro! Macro!
-Completely awesome, looking forwards to BF3
-Never heard of
-Never heard of
-Didn't buy ><
-Haven't played in a while
-Ehhhh
-Well of course 2 and 3 are the best, they had a much better character in them =P
-Ehhh
-Ehhhh! x.x
-Oh sweet zombie Jesus yes

[FluffyFox1213]

i have played all the ones Iron tears has except all of the halo series... 2 was my fav, command and conquer 1-2-3 and kanes wrath, dawn of war 2 and dark crusade,
and prototype was a pretty badass game... oooh also i played alot of nintendo games like 007 and starfox... man... i remember those days

[Delicious]

So I'm assuming that Iron owns an xbox and that fluffy is a pc guy.

Currently unable to game at the moment; xbox is refusing to read discs and the tv I have at the moment makes my eyes bleed. Should upgrade to the new box soon and get a nice HD tv.

[IronTears]

actually i only play pc..

[Delicious]

Oooooh right! Fable 3 went to pc didn't it.

Sorry, forgot =P

[FluffyFox1213]

im a gamer no matter what its on... PC xbox, nintendo... i still own an atari and play old ass games on it i like the classics too like pacman and digdug

[FluffyFox1213]

but i am a halo fanboy... if i was bi and master chief was real... im not gonna finish that sentence... but anyway... halo 1 was good... 2 was kickass... 3 kinda sucked cuz the aliens you fought for so long were suddenly on your side... reach was okay... and theyre coming out with halo 4... the trailer seemed to have to do with events after halo 3 so it better be good... bunjie isnt making it this time and ubisoft is... ubisoft makes good games like assassins creed and stuff like that so halo 4 might be good... i just hope they dont ruin halo for me

[Delicious]

bunjie isnt making it this time and ubisoft is...

It's being made by 343 industries, which was formed from staff members who left bungie after they abandoned the halo series. I have no idea where you got that ubisoft thingy from =P

[FluffyFox1213]

i SAW THE TRAILER!!! the ubisoft logo was shown after the 343 industries logo...

EDIT: ...my bad... after watching it again i see now... i got confused, sorry

[Delicious]

Halo 4 E3 2011 Debut Trailer [HD]
Developer: 343 Industries
Release: TBA
Genre: FPS
Platform: X360
Publisher: X360

I saw the trailer too. Watched it another 3 times just to be sure. There is no Ubisoft logo anywhere to be seen =P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC2yMKMENdg

[FluffyFox1213]

well... still as long as they make it good and true to the awesome story without TOO much similarities in gameplay... it might possibly turn out to be a great game
im kinda hoping they add RP elements... experience gain and leveling up... i like that kind of thing in games... like mass effect for example but then it wouldnt truly be halo so... eh... whatever they do...

[Delicious]

Most likely they'll stick to the core mechanics of gameplay; add a new race, sprinkle in a galactic threat and a couple of new gameplay elements and voila! Halo 4 is born.

[FluffyFox1213]

what if we have to fight other spartans in the campaign.... oh wait... fighting other spartans isnt new. hmmm, maybe they will add Samus Aran and Krystal from starfox and they all get jiggy with it and cortana gets pissed cuz holograms cant feel stuff

[Drago]

Well, anything on xbox really. Since a majority of PS3 players are selling and getting xbox's. BF3 and MW3 fight and of course halo anniversary, the expansion pack of halo reach.

Also, Mass Effect 3. I think I have permission to to caps lock the fuck out of that, right Del?

[Delicious]

Most likely they'll stick to the core mechanics of gameplay; add a new race, sprinkle in a galactic threat and a couple of new gameplay elements and voila! Halo 4 is born.

For ME3? Of course you do. Though it will probably just be about fucking Garrus' Turian brains out =P

[FluffyFox1213]

i heard that in mass effect 3 sheperd is bi... my girlfriend is gonna be freaking out when i make a male sheperd do garrus... lmao

[Delicious]

Nah, they removed the homo stuff from ME and didn't bother putting any in in ME2. I think you could do a lesbian scene with Liara in ME, even after the patch. But I could be wrong.

[FluffyFox1213]

i never got a patch... my female sheperd did it with Liara... lol

[Drago]

Hells yeah i'm gonna bang Garrus, everything about him is made of utter sexyness.

[Delicious]

Mhmm well... I do think that the relationships are quite rewarding in the series. I'm glad that they haven't gone all out with making the "sex scenes" graphic. Makes the player focus more on how believable and enjoyable the relationship between the two characters are. For instance, the Lair of the Shadowbroker DLC is by far my favourite, simply due to the fact that I could reunite Shepard with Liara. Forget the fact that it's alien sex, I was uttterly destroyed when I rejected her on my first playthrough. Keeping relationships going throughout the trilogy will perhaps be the most rewarding thing from the game; not simply sleeping around.

[FluffyFox1213]

...yeah garrus is pretty awesome... although im straight and the ONLY video game character ive EVER thought about doing it with who was male is John... Master chief... hes my hero... i luvs him... but not in a homo way cuz im not homo... but if i was id totaly do an rp with someone who could do the voice and had a good costume... no question

[Drago]

Man.. you are really gay x3

[FluffyFox1213]

only with master chief... and since hes a ficticious character that makes me fictitiously gay... wich i have no problems with... but in reality im straight so please... keep your pants on in my presence

[Drago]

Not only that but thinking i'm just gonna like rape you or something for being bi? Homophobe x3

Anyway I have kept my Sheapard clean throughout my entire playthrough so far just so I can have that last bang in the final part where everyone is available for some heavily romantic scenes. The reunification, the co-operation, all of it.

[FluffyFox1213]

lol... last bang... good one XD ..and im not a homophobe... you guys can do whatever you want to eachother, i just need to make it clear that my rear end is for output of waste only and is not a recepticle for reproductive liquids... i actualy have a few gay friends and play xbox with them... i just need it to be clear that i am straight and would not like a dick in my butt... or my mouth... that is all.

[Azrael]

enough with the homophobia, keep the thread on track

[Delicious]

Yush, keep my thread about playing with other guys over the internet ^^

[Drago]

I hope Halo will have sex, the Arbiter and the chief coming together from their differences, the whole universe having been between them..

Or Gears of War 3, with Marcus finally comforting Dom, his one true friend..and now lover.

[Azrael]

Anya is mine

[Drago]

Oh! What'chu talking about! No lesbo, no homo bro, no homo!

It is a cool concept though, one of the first major leading shooter titles that will let you play as a girl. Not counting Halo's two genders for armor.

[Azrael]

I like playing in pink armour in Reach, that was a cool addition

[Drago]

Neon pink with anything is amazing. You can have pink guns on GoW3 I think. Which we will need to do on hardcore *Nudge nudge*

[FluffyFox1213]

i actualy like playing as the elites in Reach... they look so cool the way theyre legs bend when they run... like ostriches

[Delicious]

Naaah! Neon pink in Mass Effect 2 :3

[FluffyFox1213]

if you would look at my avatar you will see what color i usualy pick for the characters i play in games... dark blue... looks imposing and blends well with most games water effects, i am the water assassin... its not safe to enter the water in forge world, you have been warned. also dark blue is the armor color of my favorite character in a popular halo machinima.

[IronTears]

same goes for me fluffy....

[Delicious]

...one of the first major leading shooter titles that will let you play as a girl...

Well you never know what is beneath the Master Chief's helmet.

I think that was done in a TV series or movie that I cannot remember. I think it was an assassin with a deep and manly voice who wore a helmet and armour of some kind. Then "he" was cornered by the hero and was exposed as female.

Not that I'm saying they'd do that for halo =P

[FluffyFox1213]

RVB did it with agent Texas... they found out she was a girl after her voice thingy broke... it was pretty early in the series too

[Delicious]

That's it! Cheers fluffy!

It's been done in a hell of a lot of other places: "Samus is a girl" etc etc

[FluffyFox1213]

oh my gawd... what if... I AM A GIRL!!! *takes off his helmet and checks* ...nope
anyway, has anyone on this thread played the classics? like defender or digdug? pacman? any old arcade games at all?

[D136]

I tend to play on the orignal gameboy while going on trips to the countryside for nerf or paintball get togethers. think of two vans, 10 people in each, full of guns, darts and portable gaming devices. its a shamble but hey I can still play dr mario like a pro.

[Delicious]

Whenever I hear "countryside", "friends" and "get-together" I always think of the first time someone explained to me what LARPING is.

[IronTears]

what is larping? :o

[Drago]

Live action role playing. Back to when people had imagination.

[Delicious]

*Pokes drago with a wooden sword* 2!

[FluffyFox1213]

*pokes Del with a stick* .... critical hit! its super effective! FluffyFox has fainted! ...god that brings back memories of when i was 8... digimon was the shiznit...

[Delicious]

Digimon? I think you be meaning pokemon with your critical hits and what not.

Back on the subject of non-computer gaming; I just recently found a whole load of my old warhammer figures. All badly painted/unpainted.

Ahh, those were the days.

[FluffyFox1213]

i never played warhammer but i did like to collect the figures... i always liked gluing together models and painting them... i especially liked the Tau figurines, the robots and such. they were cool.

[D136]

I remember having to sell all my warhammer 40000k gear before I moved out to australia. mum got me to sell everything except my ps2. sad sad times

[Delicious]

Yeah, to me I got most of my enjoyment from piecing everything together. Much like how I used to avidly collect lego. I just love putting things together to see how it will come out in the end.

I'm probably going to sell mine too. They're just sitting around gathering dust.

[FluffyFox1213]

wow... i used to collect legos too, i had so many i could make a bed big enough for me to sleep on at one point... wouldnt have held my weight but still thats alot of legos

[Delicious]

I still got all my legos. Got a whole bunch of castles and boats and such on top of my closet. I'm gonna keep them. Either give them to someone if they have children or keep them for if I have my own.

[FluffyFox1213]

my legos are all put together into spacecraft and mounted laser turret type things... no castles or boats... i actually have a tie fighter from star wars in one of my closets... has a little darth vader in it too

[D136]

I have A box worth of lego that I collected after I moved, its all starwars lego awings,ties and what not. also used to have a huge bionicle collection all series 1's never went near the series 2 or beyond cos it was pretty much repeating everything. lately Ive been picking up the megablocks halo figures for my shelf. got me a full squad of Odst's hehe

[FluffyFox1213]

i don't really have the money to be buying halo mega blocks... but if i did i'd already have them all... and they would be scattered around my room like they were having a tiny war in my house... hehehe

[Delicious]

Bleh... Finally saved up enough money for my new TV, Xbox slim and desk. Now to go and buy them x3

I'll finally be able to play xbox again. :D

[FluffyFox1213]

good... for... you? i've been kind of falling into a slump with video games lately... im on a hiatus and i "Hiate it" ... lulz... *thumps himself in the head with a baseball bat*

[TheWatcher]

*comes in and see's fluffy thump himself in the head* Ack!! *runs to get bandages*

[Delicious]

No offense Watcher, but on topic pls ;)

[TheWatcher]

right right...anyone here play Dungeon Fighter Online? or any online games?

[Trasticon]

Also, Mass Effect 3. I think I have permission to to caps lock the fuck out of that, right Del?

No.

SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM MOTHERFUCKING SKYRIM.

That is all.

[TheWatcher]

skyrim? wuzzat?

[Trasticon]

You're shitting me, RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING OH GOD IT BURNS

*eye twitch* how do you not know

5th game in the Elder Scrolls series.. Dagger Fall, Arena, Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim in November! :D :D

[Delicious]

Skyrim? Oh, you mean that so called "amazing rpg".

All those lazy fuckers did was make a new engine and practically make the game a hell of a lot better. And also +1 dragons.

(Trololol)

[Trasticon]

a he'll of a lot better

I'm more so raging at you using an apostrophe when its not needed rather than the actual context of your post.

[Delicious]

Oh God damn you auto correct >>

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/sillystring.jpg

[TheWatcher]

lol, auto correct. and I personally don't like the elder scroll series. it's just, meh to me.

[Delicious]

Yeah, sometimes I do get a little tired of games that require a lot of time. Usually take a break with something with a lot of explosions.

[D136]

I see skyrim as the testing bed to what we can see for the fallout series future. so really a high quality wasteland with umm... flying deathclaws... jeeezus fuck flying deathclaws, we are screwed. Ive been to busy to care about games lately but since I pre ordered deus ex months ago I guess im going to plug the xbox back into the tv soon

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

Games I can recommend are as follows:

Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable(Or the original for the PS2)
Audiosurf
Beat Hazard/Beat Hazard Ultra
Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episodes 1 & 2
Plants vs. Zombies
Trine
Zeno Clash
Mount & Blade series
Assassin's Creed series
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Hydrophobia: Prophecy
Killing Floor
HOARD
Blacklight: Tango Down
Breach
Counter-Strike: Source
Half-Life 2 as well as Episodes 1 & 2
Terraria
Torchlight
Need For Speed Carbon
Need For Speed Undercover
Need For Speed Hot Pursuit(The most recent)
Call of Duty: World at War and Black Ops just for the Zombies Mode
Dead Space series
Nuclear Dawn
Shadowgrounds and Shadowgrounds: Survivor
Portal series
Left 4 Dead 2
Killing Floor
Gears of War series
Metal Gear Solid series
Alien Breed 2: Assault
Bioshock series
Rainbow Six Vegas 1 & 2
Chantelise
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
Wild Arms series
And I'm out for now.

I've either played these, or seen videos, but I've played almost all of what I've listed.

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

There are a lot of games I have played and watched.

My recommendations are as follows:

Portal series
Left 4 Dead 2
Team Fortress 2
Beat Hazard/Beat Hazard Ultra
Mount & Blade series
Call of Duty: World at War and Black Ops for Zombies
Hydrophobia: Prophecy
Plants vs. Zombies
Blacklight: Tango Down
Breach
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Terraria
Zeno Clash
Assassin's Creed series
Chantelise
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
HOARD
Audiosurf
Counter-Strike: Source
Penny Arcade: On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episodes 1 & 2
Killing Floor
Amensia(For a good scare)
Dead Space series
Tales of Symphonia
Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable(Or the original for the PS2)
Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine(Online MMORPG)
Need For Speed Carbon, Undercover, and Hot Pursuit(Most recent)
Gears of War series
Metal Gear Solid series
Wild Arms series
Half-Life 2, as well as Episodes 1 & 2
And I think that's about everything.

[Delicious]

Eeeee~ Terraria~!

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

I got it last night. I might play it tomorrow. I watched a friend play it, seemed decent enough to me.

[Delicious]

It's very gewd.

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

For now, my nights are filled with Audiosurf and Beat Hazard

[Delicious]

OBJECTION!

Guess what my nights are filled with =P

Still waiting for them to make Gumshoe Noire

[Trasticon]

Haha hey Cynic... I just recently got Divine Cybermancy. any tips on it? i don't like how they set up the tutorial (or lack thereof) and am sorta confused on it

[FluffyFox1213]

I just played a kickass RTS... Supreme Commander 2... probably the best console RTS i've played... That is all.