The TR Tavern (O,R)

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray looked confused. "Car? ...The hell is a car?" Ray's helmet unfolded much like a mechanical puzzle and folded in between his shoulder blades. His eye glowed green as he took another slug of whiskey. "I got a list for ya." He set down the bottle and grinned. "1: Don't EVER call me Todd. You have been warned. 2: I don't fight for hire... I pull my trigger for hire... Target goes down without a fight and I make a good deal. And 3: I don't know what a car is... But I'll bet your warthog can't contend with the Shadowflame." Ray laughed loudly.

[Sword]

The third one was a joke, I ran here. Welllll not specifically here, it was en route to my actual destination.

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray shook his head. "First rule about being a soldier. Don't ask, don't tell." Ray grinned, then started polishing his rifle... The seven foot long weapon looked like it could pierce through a tanks armor... And it could. As Ray showed off his gear he grinned. "Mind telling me more about your custom weapons? I sure hope you don't mean a stick with an eating utensil taped on. Because THAT would be amusing."

[Sword]

You mean my fully automatic fork spear? NAW don't be ridiculous! That's for eating. I mean this rather primative assault rifle, shotgun, and pistols. I have a better set of weapons in my ride, I just didn't want to scare anyone with them. (The ride isn't here I can use my phone to call it)

[DrNumaNuma]

"Very well then; something traditional." Adrian fills up another mug of root bear and slides it down to tsod.

Lucian flips a knife up and down. "I prefer a good blade. Never runs out of ammo."

[Sword]

Ha, neither do my prefered weapons. I brought them along just in case, but I'm not gonna show them unless a serious bar fight stirs up (Like military style)

[The Shadow of Death]

"eh, whats with the weapons count in a Tavern boys? i could blow both of you away without moving." I nod to Ray, "you know, albeit i am not sure he does. not to mention you cant shoot me, stab me, slice me, kill me, or otherwise kill me. there, pissing contest over, i won..."
i turn back to the bar as i scowl, pulling a strange bottle of something from a pocket dimension, cracking it open and pouring it into a rock glass with ice.
the ice boiled instantly...

[Sword]

Well amigo, you sound like quite the badass. Then again, it seems you couldn't prevent someone from taking a piss in your coffee. What's got you in a bad mood?

[The Shadow of Death]

"eh, just a bad day... to say the least. however, i find myself agreeing with Lucian on something..."
i take the root beer, eyeing it, then looking at Adrian before drinking it...

[Sword]

Root beer? At least you have class so I don't mind the bad mood. Cheers! *Note: seems awfully calm for someone who was threated to be dead without even moving*

[Bloodfang]

I drifted off to sleep as I leaned back but now I feel much better.I listened to the whole conversation about weapons and chuckle softly "Oh~ Boys and their toys~" I giggle and get up and stretch softly

[Sword]

Hey Mira, want to go somewhere else?

[Sword]

BTW: I feel that I must ask, who the flying fudgesicle is Len?

[Bloodfang]

"Hmmm~ we could go upstairs~" I smile and tug the key out from my cleaveage

[Sword]

"That's fine by me, let's go" With my tail fluttering about.

[Bloodfang]

I smile softly and get up from my chair and walk to the stairs with swinging hips "Than follow me~"

[Sword]

"With pleasure ma'am" my tail grabs your arm and I get up and follow you.

[Bloodfang]

I leave for my room with Aaron at my arm and unlock the door,than push the door open

[Sword]

I follow inside, and shut the door with my tail. I think "Man I've gotten good at that XD"

[Bloodfang]

"Hmmm~ Don´t you think it got a bit hot in here~?" I smile softly and slide a string of my top off from my arm and let it fall to the ground

[Sword]

"I'm covered in fur," I point out "I think it's too hot most of the time" >:P But I take off my armour and shirt to reveal a fuzzy chest.

[Bloodfang]

I giggle softly and step back to you and tickle your now exposed belly with my fluffy tail and tease your crotch with my bottom

[Sword]

My tail grabs yours and pulls you closer, "Naughty trying to tickle me"

[Bloodfang]

I blush softly softly as you tug at my sensitive tail and smile as I caress your sides "You should know what comes to you when you want to play with the bunny~"

[Sword]

"Getting "Lucky"?" >:P I lean in for a kiss.

[Bloodfang]

I chuckle softly and seal my lips around Aarons and caress along his side

[Sword]

My tail tickles you under the ear as we kiss.

[Bloodfang]

"Hey~" I giggle softly as I feel Aarons tail at my ear and flap it softly "They are sensitive~" I chuckle a bit and turn around after getting out of my bra "I hope you like what you see~"

[Sword]

"Meh, I just enjoy the view" I tickle them with my tail.

[Bloodfang]

I squeak softly and blush crimson as you tickle my breasts with your tail "But now it is your turn to show something" I wink softly and giggle,caressing the limb in your pants

[Sword]

"Whatever the lady wishes" I un-zip my pants.

[Bloodfang]

I smile and than blush softly as you reveal your member to me.I lick my lips softly and smile "Mind if I taste this nice carrot there~?" I grin softly and trail my fingers softly along your member

[Sword]

"Go right ahead" I say grinning. "But first..." I pick Mira up and, with my tail wrapped around her, set her on the bed. I move my nose to her panties and start to sniff.

[Bloodfang]

I shiver softly and blush as I feel his nose at my pussy and spread my legs softly.

[Sword]

Aaron reaches into Mira's panties and fingers her pussy a little.

[Bloodfang]

I moan in pleasure as I feel Aarons fingers at my wet pussy

[Sword]

Aaron pulls down Mira's panties and blows on her pussy "Do you want this? Say please"

[Bloodfang]

"P~Please eat me out you bad bad lion" I blush crimson and smile,rubbing and spreading my pussy softly

[Sword]

Aaron licks Mira's clit "Your gonna have to show me you want it, because I'm not too sure" >:P

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly as you lick my clit and arch my back softly "P~Please take me now~" I shiver in anticipation at my whole body "Please take me rough~"

[Sword]

"Actions speak louder than words ma'am" Aaron teases with just a little kiss to the clit.

[Bloodfang]

I whimper in pleasure and pull you tightly to me with my legs "Take me now you bad lion~" I growl seductivly and kiss you deeply

[Sword]

"You haven't given me anything yet"

(BTW My head is between your legs, I don't see how you could kiss me)

[Bloodfang]

"Because you haven´t taken it yet~" i spread my pussylips softly and show you how wet I´m already

[Sword]

I suck on your clit a little bit, just to get you more lustful

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly and whimper in pleasure,holding you to my cunt as my juices run over your tongue

[Sword]

My penis grows erect at the taste of your juices, I start to eat your pussy, unable to stop.

[Bloodfang]

I moan in pleasure and caress you to encourage you "O~Oh god Aaron~ y~your tongue drives me crazy~"

[Sword]

I'm thinking "If it's driving her crazy should I put her in a straightjacket? Meh" I don't care as I thrust my tongue in deeper stroking the g-spots.

[Bloodfang]

I scream in pleasure and arch my back up and cum

[Sword]

I drink up the sweet nectar and pull my tongue out. I stand up and face you while your kneeling "Your turn"

[Bloodfang]

I blush softly and part my lips softly and lick along the shaft of Aarons cock while I fondle his balls

[Sword]

My tail twitches a little from the touch, I wrap it around your neck and pull you a little bit closer.

[Bloodfang]

I blush softly and trail my lips along the shaft of your member and kiss along it while I reach up and caress the base of it

[Sword]

I stroke your face with my hand, my tail dives into your shirt and rubs your breasts

[Bloodfang]

I moan softly against your cock and than I rest my lips on the tip while stroking and massaging the shaft and lick there

[Sword]

my tail goes down to your pussy and starts to stroke it

[Bloodfang]

I moan softly against your cock as I take it into my mouth and suckle at it

[Sword]

I rub your head and start to thrust a little impatiently

[Bloodfang]

I moan as you begin to thrust softly and begin to take it deeper and soon your cock hits the back of my mouth

[Sword]

I groan a little, I shove my tail into your pussy and thrust it in an out. I thrust some more into your mouth.

[Bloodfang]

I shiver softly and relax as I suck your member to let it slip into my throat while I moan around it. My cheeks flame up red as I blush heavily and take your member in to the base

[Sword]

I groan a little "I'm cumming!" I blow my load into your mouth, when I pull out my member it's still hard. I use my tail, still thrusting, to lift you up and hold you in the air with your arms tied.

[Bloodfang]

I swallow Aarons cum and purr softly. As he pulls me up at my arms I squeak softly and eye his still hard member while my love juice runs down his tail

[Sword]

Aaron pulled Mira down and placed his dick on her asshole. "Ready?"

[Bloodfang]

"Y~Yes" I blush crimson as I feel the thick cockhead at my tight asshole and bite on my lips

[Sword]

I penatrate your ass with my cock, and use my tail to slam it up and down.

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly and dig my nails into the pillows as you begin to fuck my ass "O~Oh yes~ Do me like the whore I am~" I shiver in pleasure and rub back against you

[Sword]

I turn you around so you're facing me, I pull your face, and lips, closer.

[Bloodfang]

I blush crimson and kiss you deeply

[Sword]

I use my tail lift your pussy to my face. I suck on your clit while my tail screws you.

[Bloodfang]

I shiver softly as you eat me out again and make me moan loudly

[Sword]

I pull my tail out and shove my tongue into your pussy again.

[Bloodfang]

I whimper in pleasure and reach up to hold your head in position as you eat me out again

[Sword]

(mmm tacos, how tasteless of me :P) I slip my fingers in as I eat your pussy, and hammer them in your pussy.

[Bloodfang]

I whimper and moan in pleasure and move my hips softly

[Sword]

"You know what, this is only pleasing you, I want some action" I stop licking and fingering. I use my tail and lower your pussy onto my shaft.

[Bloodfang]

I shiver softly and spread my pussy lips softly "Than claim it from my wet cunt Aaron~"

[Sword]

I shove my shaft into Mira's pussy, using my tail to lift her up and down.

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly and wrap my arms around Aarons neck and kiss him deeply as he thrust into my tight cunt

[Sword]

I double the speed. I kiss back, tasting the inside of your mouth

[Bloodfang]

I hold the kiss and moan in pleasure as you double the speed of your thrusts,my breasts bouncing softly

[Sword]

I break off the kiss and suck your breasts for the milk. I fondle them while I suckle to make the milk come faster

[Bloodfang]

I whimper softly in pleasure and hold you against me as you drink from my breasts and blush crimson

[Sword]

I triple my already fast speed, I stop sucking your breasts and, without even swallowing, I kiss you. Your milk filled your mouth and mine as we kissed.

[Bloodfang]

I blush crimson as I taste my milk as Aaron kisses me and close my eyes.holding it

[Sword]

I swallow some milk down, leaving some for you. I start to shake "downstairs" indicating I'm close...

[Bloodfang]

I whimper softly in pleasure and thrust against you to help your fucking motion

[Sword]

"I'm about to explode!"

[Bloodfang]

I smile and hold the deep kiss,muffling our screams of pleasure

[Sword]

I cum, unloading a forceful load of spunk into your pussy. I fall to my knees and you fall onto the bed. "Wow, huff huff, that was great"

[Bloodfang]

I pant hard after a strong orgasm.My pussy overflows with my juice and Aarons cum and I caress his cheek softly with a smile

[Sword]

"Well that was fun to say the least, how was that for you? I think we should head back down tho"

[Bloodfang]

"Hmm~ Lets stay up here a while longer~" I smile and pull Aaron back down to me on the bed,I kiss along his neck and cuddle a bit

[Sword]

"Whatever does the madam want from me now?" :D "I shall serve her every need now"

[Bloodfang]

I smile softly " I just want to be held by some strong arms and cuddle~"

[Sword]

"Okay," :) I hold you in my arms, stroking your ears and hair, purring a little and letting you feel the vibration in my furry chest.

[Bloodfang]

I murr softly and smile as Aaeon holds me like this which makes me feel more than just comfortable

[Sword]

My tail comes in to hug you and slides over your neck and rests at your face tickling your nose. I snort a little with laughter.

[Bloodfang]

I giggle as your tail tickles along my body and as it reaches my nose I sneeze softly which sounds more like a little squeak

[Sword]

"Oh my lord, that was the cutest sneeze ever! lol" I kiss your check, and grab your ass to bring you up a little bit so I can see your eyes.

[Bloodfang]

I look up and blush softly and nuzzle up against you

[Sword]

A quick peck on the nose, and more cuddles. My tail still tended to stray, but I swatted it when it went to your pussy.

[Bloodfang]

I chuckle softly "Is your tail alive?" I giggle a bit and caress Aarons neck while I keep cuddling with him

[Sword]

"Possibly, I has quite a mind of it's own" XD I nuzzle you cheek with my fluffy face.

[Bloodfang]

I purr softly and caress your cheeks as I slowly drift off to sleep

[Sword]

I rub your shoulders and ease you to sleep..

[Bloodfang]

I fall asleep quickly and smile as I have one nice dream after the other

[Sword]

I get up, I should probably get something to eat... but I don't want to leave her here... hmm AH! Portal Time! I store Mira in a portal and warp to the nearest Calzone place XD

[Bloodfang]

I keep sleeping and murr softly

[Sword]

I eat, walk back to the bar and get another room. I open a portal and drop Mira back on the bed, then I snuggle up and sleep.

[Bloodfang]

I wake up after hours of blissful slumber.I yawn softly and sit up,stretching me

[Sword]

I wake up from the movement I sit up quickly energy dancing around my finger tips "Robber?! Oh nm XD"

[Bloodfang]

I yawn softly and smile to oyu,caressing your belly

[Sword]

I pant a little at the belly rub "happy face" I say and start to lick your hand

[Bloodfang]

"Hey that tickles~" i chuckle softly and get up "Hmmm...this isn´t my room...where is the bathroom here...?"

[Sword]

I point "Over that way" you just cleaning off?

[Bloodfang]

"Ah thank you~" I smile and enter it. After short you can hear me humming a melody combined with the sound of a running shower

[Sword]

"Hmm" I think to myself "I wonder if she'd like help :7" I sneak to the bathroom and enter it, closing the door behind me without a sound...

[Bloodfang]

I stand in the shower and let the water rain down on me,to distracted to notice that someone has entered

[Sword]

I use a portal to sneak into the shower, suddenly your mouth is covered so you don't scream in fright, and my free hand and tail rub along your back cleaning off the dirt

[Bloodfang]

I squeak against the hand at my mouth as someone grabs me suddenly from behind.As I feel the second hand of the intruder caressing my back I turn around and blush softly "Damnit Aaron..don´t do this again okay?"

[Sword]

In a crappy accent I say "Who is zis Aaron? I am simply a traveler" XD

[Bloodfang]

"Yeah,yeah" I chuckle and tickle your sides softly

[Sword]

"Tee hee," I say "If you had honestly fallen for that I would have probably just left, too easy."

[Bloodfang]

"Seriously...I´m just under the shower,not deaf..I would still hear if someone opens the door or not~" I chuckle and keep tickling Aaron softly for scaring me like this

[Sword]

Aaron's finger moves up and down your belly, and tails starts to tickle your pussycat (sublty alert!)

[Bloodfang]

"hey~" I giggle softly and moan under my breath as I feel his tail at my pussy and pat it softly aside

[Sword]

I wrap my tail around, lift you up, and say "I'm still a little hungry, how about a "snack"?" Latching on and shoving my tongue deep inside.

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly as Aaron pulls me up just to latch onto my cunt again and lick me there

[Sword]

I press you against the shower wall and grab the shower head. I stop licking and shove the shower head at your pussy. I look into your eyes and kiss you.

[Bloodfang]

I moan softly as you press me against the wall but as you push the showerhead into me I struggle softly as it is still on which makes me moan loudly

[Sword]

I bring my face to you yours and kiss you

[Bloodfang]

I hold the kiss and blush softly while I wriggle softly in your hold

[Sword]

I laugh "Hey you're getting wet down there" and I rub my cock on your snatch.

[Bloodfang]

I whimper softly and moan in pleasure as I feel his cock at my wet cunt again and moan softly

[Sword]

I kiss your breasts, and slide my cock in.

[Bloodfang]

I arch my back softly up as Aaron slides his member into me again and dig my nails softly into his back

[Sword]

I thrust in hard and fast, using my tail to pull you down and up. I lick your body all over tasting your sweat.

[Bloodfang]

I moan loudly and shiver in pleasure,my breasts pouncing with every thrust

[Sword]

I pin you to the shower with my hands, licking your breasts and fucking your pussy.

[Bloodfang]

I keep moaning loudly and cum fast as my pussy is still sore and sensitive from the night. I whimper in pleasure and dig my nails into Aarons neck as he doesn´t stop to tease me

[Sword]

I'm still senstive from last night so I cum fast as well. "Well that was fun, suppose its clean up time and head back down?"

[Bloodfang]

I just nod softly,still panting

[Sword]

I kiss you and then clean up, washing off my cock.

[Bloodfang]

I clean me next to you and sigh softly as the water relaxes my muscles

[Sword]

I return to the room and sleep on the bed.

[Bloodfang]

I get dressed and stretch again,than walk down to the bar and look around

[Sword]

I get back down and say "Yo I need a drink"

[Biting Hard]

"Now that was probably some of the worst sex I have ever heard. Trust me when I have heard some pretty bad things." A dark haired woman said, her shoulders covered in markings. She was behind the bar counter and was holding a bottle of beer that was half empty. Her eyes were dark and held many secrets. "By the way, you owe me a lot of gold for the use of my room, as well as the amount of achohol you and your partner have drunk." She said as she pulled out a knife from behind the bar. "Trust me when I say, it is better for your health to pay."

[The Shadow of Death]

a solid chunk of pure gold the size of an average human head appears above the bar, dropping with a loud 'thud'

[Biting Hard]

"And that is why you are my favorite patrons. How have been the time since I left for my latest life adventure. Feels like a year since I have last been here." She said picking up the gold and looking over it, seem real and probaly was.

[The Shadow of Death]

shadows coalesce at the stool at the end of the bar as i appear. "the gold is real, as is all of my payments... tell me Dark Witch, do you still want my blood?"

[Biting Hard]

"Do I have to go into a stange world or do any strange favors to get it? Because no matter how much fun it would be to have your blood, I do have a line that I will not cross." She said snapping her fingers, the gold dissapered to what ever place she had designated to hold all of wealth.

[The Shadow of Death]

"maybe... maybe not... who said i would even give it to you? i just asked if you were still interested..."

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A ruckus is heard upstairs as I come stumbling down the stairs and smashing intothe ground. "Meh. Stupid stairs." I look up and notice the bartender. I see who it is and grin. I dive towards her in a glomming fashion. "YOU'VE RETURNED! EVERYONE WAS SO LONELY!"

[Biting Hard]

"Oh now that is just mean." She said pouting while leaning on the counter. "Come on, just admit your tempeted to give me the blood to see what would happen." She said before looking at the person who seemed to be yelling. "Yes I am back, no need to yell." She said rolling here eyes with a smirk.

[The Shadow of Death]

"i admit, i am slightly curious..."
a short vial with a quarter inch of a thick, pure black liquid appeared in my hands before i tossed it toward BH. about halfway through flight it vanished... "didnt think it'd be that easy did you?

[Biting Hard]

See the vial she smiled and was about to snatch it when it just dissapered. "I'm going to be honest, a small part of me did. What would I have to do to get even one drop of it?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"hmm... my question is what do i gain from the transaction?"

[Biting Hard]

"Anything as long as it does not cross my line of dignity. I'll even throw in Len for free, if I knew where that lazy ass demon was." She said with a sly smile.

[The Shadow of Death]

"i dont need a demon... tell you what... think of something of intrest by the time i come back and you can have a drop... you have approximately 20 hours..."
i vanish in an explosion of shadows...

[Sword]

Seeing the Dark witch, I lean over, "Umm, I'm rather new, who the hell is this again?"

[Biting Hard]

"Well I'm the owner of this place and he is well. I don't really know except for the fact that he is about as old as time and his blood could cause utter death and distruction if placed in the wrong hands. And you still have to pay for the things you used and drank and ate." She said still holding the knife even though she never needed to use it, that was what magic and a basement full of tentacles were for.

[Sword]

I look you up and down, "Hmm, you do dress like you own this inn, but you also look like you've never used that knife in your life, not for lack of guts, your eyes say that you can be ruthless, but you've always had an alternative. Aaron, I don't really have a title, but I guess Battlemage will do" Holding out hand for a handshake.

[Biting Hard]

"Smart, but still not paying up for your dues. And if you must know I'm Megan, dark witch and head of the seven sister." She said completly ignoring the hand as she turned around to get ehrself another bottle of beer.

[Bloodfang]

"Hi there Megan~ Long time no see" Mira chuckles and waves over to the dark witch

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray sat at one of the tables, his feet up as he balanced on two of the chair's legs... He was sleeping. You couldn't tell by looking at him due to his armor... But you could tell by the loud snoring. The moment the chunk of gold hit the table he jolted in surprise and fell back in the chair, his heavy armor splintering wood as he hit the floor. Ray stood up, feeling rather embarrassed as he started cleaning up the mess he made. "Ooops... My bad." He noticed the witch standing behind the bar... But for all he could tell she was just a normal human woman.

[Spartan-101]

Spartan waves to Megan from his usual seat. "Long time no see Miss."

[Sword]

Under his breath "Friendly lady" with a sarcastic tone "Sheesh what is it with all these mysterious distant types?"

[Biting Hard]

"What can I say I'm a greedy witch, if you can come up with something that is equal to your dues I'll take it." She said with a shrug as she waved to the two others who greeted her. But she felt ehr eye twitch as she heard the chair break. If looks could kill the person in arrmor who broke the chair would die a quick yet painful death. "You better pay for that before I shove you down staisr with nothing on but a sign that says 'open season.' And no one will help you." She hissed slipping into one of her more dark moods.

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray just stood there, glaring back at her through his visor... The human didn't intimidate him with her looks... Though the tone of her voice was enough to get him to listen. "It was an honest mistake, Ma'am. I'll gladly pay for any damages... If you will accept rare alien tech as payment? I also have quite a bit of credits... But I don't know if that passes as currency here." He reached for something in his storage compartment, pulling out a large handle as long as the woman's arm. And it extended to three times it's length. "This is a dangerous weapon... Not to be used lightly." There was a click, and the air wavered at the end as a dull green energy formed into a two-sided blade shape. "Plasma axe. It can melt through just about anything. Very rare where I come from... Especially custom made ones like this." He wasn't even sure if she accepted stuff like this... But he would prefer to keep from being violated by whatever was making those strange noises in the basement.

[Biting Hard]

"Yes because a witch would need an ax. There is two ways you can pay off, something I want or with labor. Like spartan over there you can help clean this place up and maybe I will not shove you down stairs." She said frowning at the rather plain looking ax, well it looked plain to her. Maybe if there was intracit hand carven desines in the handle, or the blade looking more menacing instead of just green. Maybe if there was any magic in it at all she would take it, but it just held no intrest with her. Feelin something creep over her foot she saw a tentacle sneak throught he floor boards trying to grasp someone. She stomped the tentacle causing it to reteat back to the basement. "Seems their hungry, for somethin." She muttered with a sigh as she looked around the rather empty room. No one seemed willing and those monsters were geting bored of demons. Even te cat boy she sent down there a few years ago was sitting ont he couch in front of the fireplace feeling rejected since none of the tentacles wanted him anymore.

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray sighed and deactivated the weapon, letting it fold up before putting it away. "Well then. Since I have a strong disdain for magic due to personal history with the stuff... And weapons like that axe are the only things I have to offer... I suppose my only option is labor." He sighed once more, stretching his shoulders. "So what needs done?"

[Biting Hard]

"Well the grave yard needs to be sweapt, the grave stones polished. Then you can clean out the skelitons out of the closet upstairs, and yes those are real skelitons. After that you can go clean up the rooms. After your done that I see if I can find anything else for you to do." She said listing off the things to do rather easily. "Maybe if you do a good job I might just give you a sex demon or something else of equal value."

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I awake on the floor behind the bar and stand up. I look at Megan and say "I remember when you turned into a little girl. You were so adorable~ It was fun picking you up and tickling you." I am then surrounded in a poof of smoke and have been transformed into an owl. I fly upwards and perch on Megan's shoulder.

[The Shadow of Death]

i materialize in my regular seat once more, looking at the threated patrons. "eh, I'm feeling generous today. put them on my tab. as you know, i pay in gold. any amount will be fine. then you can hire some help...."

[Sword]

A wooden sword materialises in my hand, "For the record, I would help armour boy." Glaring through my hooded robes and wooden armour. "All due respect I don't fear death or anyone here, so mind if we just cut the drama, tell some damn jokes and drink some fine mead? For example, what happens to every evil witch? They die, har har har."

[The Shadow of Death]

"fear is a funny thing... but i doubt you would be any fun for Megan or myself. not even worth the time. i already offered to pay your debt, back off of the war path or be turned to cinder... most likely by her, she has dibs since its her tavern..."

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Whoo~" I fly myself over Shadow's head and perch on top of of him, whether he allows it or not.

[The Shadow of Death]

i glance at Megan, "and by the way, i am older than time itself..."

[The Shadow of Death]

black flames engulf the owl as he unsucessfully tries to perch on me...

[MonsterGirlLuver]

The flames do not affect me. I successfully perch upon the skeletons head without fail. Whether he wants me to or not. "Whoo~"

[The Shadow of Death]

(you dont get it do you?)
I vanish once more, reappearing to stand on top of the owl...

[MonsterGirlLuver]

The owl remains in place, not moving from the exact place it was perched on top of Shadow. So now, shadow is sitting on top of a floating owl. I of course come walking in from the bathroom and look up at Shadow. "You look stupid."

[Sword]

"I'm feeling lucky today, besides prefer to do the right thing anyway."

[Sword]

(Oh and just cause this is a GOLD shot!) To Biting (Sorry don't know what name you use here, haven't read through everything) Waving his hand "Republic Credits will do fine"

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray glanced at Shadow, then back to the witch. "...Megan, was it? You know what. Even if ol' bonehead here offered to pay for the chair I still feel inclined to help out. I'll do what you ask... I just need to know where the cleaning supplies are." He removed his helmet with a click and a pressurized hiss, letting it fold between his shoulder blades... He was smiling... In a good mood... Which was a pretty rare occasion.

[Biting Hard]

"Fine I'll take the gold to inclued him, but you better not help him next time. People need to learn or else they just end out back or downstairs." She said with a sigh before pulling a from under a shelf and placing it on the bar. The box was filled with what seemed to be christmas decerations. She snaped her fingures and cleaning supplies appered on one of the many tables in this tavern. "What the hell are republic credits?" She asked as she started to unpack the box. "And if you want to see my in my cute child form again all you have to do is ask." She said smirking at monster.

[The Shadow of Death]

"anytime you wish for gold or anything else of monatary value, all you have to do is ask." i wave a hand and two life size gold statues appear on top of the bar, one showing Megan in her current form in a highly agitated state, the other was her child form, with a rather devious expression. "anything at all... have you thought about what i can gain from granting you a drop of my blood?"

[Bloodfang]

I sit in a corner and take a nap.My hair covers my face and I have my arms crossed infront of my chest

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray glanced around. "So... I don't have to do anything? Sweet. Still feel bad about the chair, though."

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian, having finished cleaning the last of the glasses, approached Megan. He tipped his fedora hat to her and gave a polite bow. "Greetings Mistress, my name is Adrian. I was the caretaker of this establishment for your extended leave. It is most pleasant to have you return."

[Biting Hard]

"Dammit you shadow, your impossible to figure out. I have no idea on what to give you when you probably have everything in the world. Just tell me and I'll see if that crosses my line of will do and won't do." She said with an exasperated tone and she started sorting through the box. Looking up at Adrian,she smiled sweetly. "Thank you for taking care of this mess of a place, is there anyway for me to repay you?"

[DrNumaNuma]

Lucain pipped up from his seat. "I know something he doesn't have: humility."

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian smiled at the witch, "It is a pleasure to run this facility. My only request is that responsibility for its maintenance falls to me when you are away."

[The Shadow of Death]

"impossible? you give me too much credit. Think hard, you know many things that i could make use of, think. i will not be so easy as to tell you... which you should know by now..."

[Biting Hard]

She thought for a moment but frowned, "well I could try to make you a human body that is empty so you could live in it. But I just don't see you wanting that. Honestly you are harder to figure out then when I had to get gifts for my parents when they said they wanted nothing." She said rolling her eyes at the more warm memories she had about the two people who raised her a long time ago before she found her true potential. Looking at Adrian she smile, "that is rather nice of you. All I ask that this place is sill in one piece and that the demons and tentacles are fed."

[The Shadow of Death]

"i can create a human body at a whim, so you are right on that account, not to mention that a human body cannot withstand this much raw power for long before it begins to turn to ash... Think..."
(i just love screwing with people close to midnight...)

[Biting Hard]

"Well I could make one that would last a year minimum. But god, I can not figure it out. There is always the offer of sex but again, I just don't see you wanting that. Power over the world you already have with the snap of your fingers. Can you not just give me a hint?"
((You are rather evil.))

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray just leans against the wall, smirking as his helmet tucks away between his shoulder blades. "If you ask me, I'd say O'l Bone=head would want a good fuck. After not having sex for god knows how long... Probably why he's so loopy." Ray chuckled a bit. "He's constantly got a 'Boner'. HA!"

[The Shadow of Death]

two daggers sink to the hilt in the wall beside Rays head, missing by no more than a hair's width.

i continue talking to Megan as if nothing had happened. "no sex, i can have my way with damn near anything at anytime, multiple in several universes at once if i so well please. and as i stated, i do not need a body. and no hints, that would take the fun out of the game..."
The shadows flickering across my face reveal a smirk before dissipating.

[Biting Hard]

"You are a horrible person you know that. It seems the only thing you want at the moment is to mess with my head and you are doing that very well." She said slamming her head into the counter.

[The Shadow of Death]

"horrible? yet again you give me too much credit. you will figure something out... maybe you need to hit your head on the counter a few more times..."

(and yes, i can be down right evil at times...)

[Biting Hard]

"And what gain a concussion? Do you want me to show an act of humility, cause that ain't happening."
((Come on just give me a bone))

[The Shadow of Death]

(only after you figure something out...)
"no, so i could see you bash your brains in... Think."

[Biting Hard]

((I'm going to be honest, I'm more dense then a block of concert))
"What do you want to see me in pain or something. Or do you just want me to die?"

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray just stood there as the daggers sunk into the wall next to his head. He was still smirking. "Well... If Shadow can summon whatever he wants... Give himself a mortal body... How come I've never seen him around any lovely ladies? Least I have a girlfriend." Ray chuckled as he pulled the daggers out of the wall, then set them in front of Shadow, staring into his eyes with a steely expression. "It'll take more than that to scare me." He then walked out of the Tavern, and a few moments later the sound of a plasma jets starting up before fading into the distance was heard.

[The Shadow of Death]

(@BH, i know how that can be. basically right now he is finding the situation quite amusing, which he will take if nothing else. he is rarely amused.)
"if you died i would have to bring you back... pain, well that could be a plus..."

[Biting Hard]

"Your an evil person, I knew there was a reason I kept you around. But I rather not be in pain, I like to cause the pain..... Your enjoying this ain't you?"

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I pop my head up from under the bar beside Shadow. I slowly lift up a small bunny from beside me and lift it onto the counter, scooting it towards Shadow. "Smile you son of a bitch. SMILE AND BE HAPPY!"

[The Shadow of Death]

the bunny inplodes, then explodes as well. i continue to speak to Megan without breaking eye content, "indeed i am... you know... i could use a person with your talents elsewhere in these universes... and it may prove quite profitable for you... it would be dangerous..."

[MonsterGirlLuver]

The bunny merely regenerates and returns to its orginal position on the table, scratching itself behind the ear a little bit before falling asleep. "Immortal bunny."

[The Shadow of Death]

the bunny reim/exlodes as i speak to MGL without moving, "perpetua-plode..."

[MonsterGirlLuver]

Bunny regenerates and a place it inside an anti-plode barrier, nullifying shadows ploding.

[The Shadow of Death]

antimatter bores through the bar from beneath, exploding the bunny...

[MonsterGirlLuver]

Instead of exploding, bunny does not explode or implode. "Yeah. See I can do broken things too."

[Biting Hard]

"STOP GETTING BUNNY GUTS EVERY WHERE." She yelled at the top of her lung before looking at shadow. "What do you want me to do?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"dont make me mortalize it..."

[The Shadow of Death]

"hmm... what do i want you to do... well, i already know you have a way with demons and such... and i seem to have a massive hell/Purgatory break-out a few universes over... who knows, you may come back with some new pets..."

[Biting Hard]

"How many things would I have to deal with, an how much am I allowed to kill?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"kill as many as you like... and you dont want to know the numbers..."

[Biting Hard]

"I can handle anything you throw at me." She said with a grin at the chance to kill a lot of things.

[The Shadow of Death]

(when i say you dont want to know the number, we are talking >50 billion... check the last couple pages of Aukonx OOC... you'll see...)

[Biting Hard]

((Balls.... I can still do some damage at lest.))
"So how are you going to take me to this other universe?"

[The Shadow of Death]

(yeah... its a lot...)
"i can give you the ability to be in two places at once and transport one of you to this other universe through a portal... you are immortal, correct?"

[Biting Hard]

"Well I am now after a few years of testing with magic. Just show me the portal and tell me where to start casting spells."

[The Shadow of Death]

"very well..."
a dark portal appeared in the shadows behind the bar.
"there is the portal... my vanguard will be on the otherside to meet you..."

[Biting Hard]

"If this hurts I am so going to punch you on the other side." She said stepping towards the portal.

[The Shadow of Death]

"do not worry, i have already shielded you from the harmful effects..."

[Biting Hard]

"Still going to punch you. That way you can tell it is me." She said entering the portal.

[The Shadow of Death]

i begin shaking my head. "she doesnt get it does she? she cant hit me!"

[DrNumaNuma]

"Only because the guy holding the PSP said so." A jovial face poked its head through the door. "'Sup you arrogant little cockweasel? Did you guys know that you are all living lies? That none of you actually exist?" The man had sandy hair and a hatchet-shapped face. "There's even this one guy I know who thinks he's a doctor! Can you beleive this shit? NEway, c u l4t3r p33p5. 00p5, sw17Ch3d to 1337. Sorry about that. Later!" And tha man left.

[FluffyFox1213]

Ray almost bumped into the man as he returned to the tavern. He was bored and had nothing else to do... The second he saw the big black-hole looking portal in the room, he just turned on his heel and left again... Not in the mood for more magical bullshit.

[Sword]

*Wakes up* "How long was I out, spontanious coma."

[DrNumaNuma]

Lucian stares at Sword irritated, tempted to throw a bottle at him.

[Sword]

(Hey I was gone for three weeks, so I had to figure out a way back and at the time I did that I was tired!)

Stares back at Lucian "You okay man, you look rather ill?"

[FluffyFox1213]

Suddenly a tall figure entered the Tavern, nearly limping as he walked across the room, sitting down at the bar with a groan. He was dressed in a dirty gray shirt, a pair of denim blue jeans, and a brown brimmed hat. His orange fur was a mess and covered it bits of straw and hay. He had a long scar from his left eyebrow down to his cheek, and his left eye was completely white, the only weapon on him was a pistol holstered on his right hip. The vulpine cowboy sat at the stool and quietly waited for the barkeep.

[Wolf]

A grey wolf trots through the door before it closes and heads to the bar. He notices the portal abd shakes his head. Upon reaching the bar he changes back into a man with long black hair, jeans, white shirt, and a leather jacket. "It looks like I've come in at the perfect time."

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian perks up at the new arrival, bowing slightly. "Welcome friend to this establishment. Until the owner returns, i will be your caretaker for the duration of your stay."

[The Shadow of Death]

"welcome indeed... i think i just sent the owner to her death... meet Adrian, known as the Swordsman of Ages to some. he is a formidable opponent in battle and can whip up some drinks that have turned my skull into a block of ice... before we move on i should really close that portal though..."
just a thought, and the portal started to collapse.