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[Bloodfang]

since when are tears pitch black? ^^
((seriously..I hate it to be tired..just wanted to write "bitch black" <.<))

[FluffyFox1213]

I still say your naked... I can't see any clothes on you.

But that's not such a bad thing.

[Bloodfang]

hmmm I can´t tell much about your clothing

[yurglemeyer]

That black thing in the very corners of his picture? That's a tire, stuck around his neck.
Why does your hair look like an inkblot?

[aqua]

What do those facedicks do when you sneeze?

[yurglemeyer]

Uh... Ever heard of explosive ejaculation?
And what does -your- facedick do when you sneeze? You do have one, don't you?

[DanniAuttumns]

*touches facedick* Aqua doesn't have a face dick, he has a pretty tail *looks down* And tat kittetz ass~

Which could be covered by a skirt *grins* All I see is a belt though.

[FluffyFox1213]

Not sure if wolf... Maybe coyote... Or dingo...

[Filler]

And you are sure you are a fox ??? Firefox ??? Better Opera.

[FluffyFox1213]

This coming from the guy that dyes his hair with barbeque sauce?

[yurglemeyer]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Your eyes aren't bloodshot, that's just your iris.

[Bloodfang]

looking at your char makes me so fucking hungry >.< and it always gets me into the mood for seafood

[yurglemeyer]

Hehehe... in the mood. You should try breathing every once in a while, you look a little purple around the edges.

[FluffyFox1213]

Looking at yours makes me so horny... always gets me in the mood for sex.

EDIT: GOD DAMN NINJA LOBSTER!!! ...

Screw it... I aint changing the thing... *flips the bird to the lobster*

It's like a damn zoo...

[yurglemeyer]

O.O *prepares pepperspray*

[FluffyFox1213]

O.o *guards xbox with his life*

No black friday shop fo you!

[yurglemeyer]

Black Friday? But what about Yellow Monday, or Blue Wednesday? Green Thurday and Orange Saturday? Purple Tuesday or even Aquamarine Sunday?

Getting back on topic, how did you get your head stuck in a tire?

[FluffyFox1213]

... Have you seen how I drive?

A better question would be... How did you get your dick stuck on your face?

[yurglemeyer]

... Have you seen how I- actually, nevermind.

A better question would be: Why are you wearing guyliner?

[FluffyFox1213]

Lol... Guyliner... Good one... *serious face* It makes me feel pretty.

Why are you wearing guyparts... On your face?

[Filler]

A fox in powered armor ??? And where are your powerful armors ??? I just can see a orange fox crying petroleum.

[Bloodfang]

And I can only see a grumpy redhead ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

And all I see is a rabbit with no legs from the knee down.

[Bloodfang]

this is called perspective my dear fox ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

Well... I perspectify that your legs are gone. But you still look great. :P

[Bloodfang]

they are still there xDDDD mr eyeliner ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

I already told you... It makes me feel pretty.

But aren't those clothes a little tight? That can't be comfortable.

[Bloodfang]

it is comfortable my dear fox =^.^=

[FluffyFox1213]

Well at least you don't look like you have a tire around your neck.

[yurglemeyer]

Luckily for you, I specialize in tire removal.

[DrNumaNuma]

But not plastic pop binding removal.

[yurglemeyer]

There's not really anything to show that you're a doctor. I mean, at least I have the correct attire.

[FluffyFox1213]

Yes. Because ALL doctors have phallic members on their faces.

[yurglemeyer]

Shouldn't you be in the ER? Tires are the third largest cause of death in anthropomorphic foxes, you know.

[FluffyFox1213]

It's not a tire... Its the shoulders of my T-shirt, damnit.

If anyone needs anything surgically removed, it's you... And we ALL know what I'm talking about...

[yurglemeyer]

Neck tire removal? Why not zoidberg?
And you're wearing a t-shirt made from tires? Isn't that heavy?

[FluffyFox1213]

It may be heavy... And cumbersome... But it makes me feel safe.

You, on the other hand... Make me feel less safe... With your claws... And that lumpy dick on your face... *shudders*

[yurglemeyer]

Fear? That's a possible sign of prostate cancer! Unless your symptoms go away soon, I may have to give you an exam. And this thing on my face just so happens to be the perfect tool.

[DanniAuttumns]

Oh Dr. Yurgle! I actually kind of want to watch~... for... medical purposes *coughs*

[Bloodfang]

*sits there and listens to the howling wolf while watching the huge full moon*

[DanniAuttumns]

Is it wrong that I want to ship you with a carrot?

[Bloodfang]

Depends on the way you want to ship me Mr howling wolf

[DrNumaNuma]

You're hair is a Batman villain

[FluffyFox1213]

*Stares like a mesmerized deer*

[Filler]

And you a real real powered armed orange hungry fox ???

[FluffyFox1213]

Yes. *cracks armored knuckles* Now come here so I can eat your barbecue sauce flavored hair...

[Bloodfang]

*tosses barbecue sauce at fluffy" here maybe you will stop crying black tears now

[FluffyFox1213]

O.o ! H-hey! I told you it's makeup! It makes me feel pretty! *smears bbq sauce over my black marks*

Oh... And... Hi. *stares at your perky breasts*

[yurglemeyer]

I need a scalpel, STAT! This tire is constricting blood flow to the brain!

[Filler]

Cut his head with your sharp hands.

[Bloodfang]

*looks at the cutted off head* uhm yeah...*hands Fluffy the BBQ sauce*

[Filler]

I can contemplate your boobs for all eternity !!!

[yurglemeyer]

Ohhhhh, so that's why your face is like that. You're thinking! Now I get it.

[Filler]

Yep, so... are you a pirat to service of David Jones ???

[FluffyFox1213]

Why do you hide your right eye? Your depth perception must be horrible...

[Bloodfang]

Why are you starring at that corner?

[yurglemeyer]

He's not actually looking at the corner, that's just how his head is turned. And where have you misplaced the rest of your legs?

[Filler]

She lost them in battle... you can fix her legs with your sharp hands !!! Cut cut cut and done !!!

[Bloodfang]

no..this is called perspective...the photographer was distragted so he chose this stupid ankle...

[Filler]

I understand, you lost your legs against evil Perspective !!! In a battle !!! And you was in love of a photographer, but he can't save you !!! XD

[Bloodfang]

funny mister redhead...be glad i´m to tired right now ;)

[FluffyFox1213]

*gasp* Your legs grew back!

[yurglemeyer]

*gasp* That's no fox! It's a camel! Your mind can't comprehend a neck of that magnitude!

[Bloodfang]

seriously...do you want to give a whole new meaning to oral sex?

[yurglemeyer]

Uh, is that an offer? Because I assure you, these mandibles are good for much more than just playing the organ.

[Bloodfang]

no thank you i don´t want crabs ^^ and no not5 even zoidberg

[FluffyFox1213]

That position can't be entirely comfortable...

[Bloodfang]

yeah i know what you mean..someoneis missing....Brandi oO?

[FluffyFox1213]

Yes, actually...

Do you lay on the ground like that often? Or is it a special occaision?

[Filler]

A fox girl ???

[FluffyFox1213]

A redhead???

[Bloodfang]

definatly a grumpy redhead *smiles and waves*

[FluffyFox1213]

I just wonder why the floor is pink... I've never seen a pink floor before.

[Bloodfang]

you would wonder what might come up from there *chuckles* on the other hand...a brown wall?

[Filler]

That color is called "rosa mexicano" Parangaricutirimicuaro !!!

[FluffyFox1213]

It's not a brown wall... It's a cloudy day on Ninnvex.

Anyway... Filler always seems to be in a bad mood... I think he needs a big fluffy hug.

[Bloodfang]

*hugs both of you and giggles* better mood for everyone ^^ but keep your brown clouds away

[Filler]

Oh yeah, i feel so good right now, but that is not my life style. So... your legs are metallic ??? Like that guy of Mortal Kombat, you know... the metallic arms guy...

[FluffyFox1213]

His name's Kano... And I noticed that too...

Do you have a pupil in your left eye or is that just that I can't see it well?

[Bloodfang]

not that are thigh highs Filler *laughs*

[FluffyFox1213]

Robotic thigh-highs... Do they make you run faster?

[Bloodfang]

*facepalms* that is black leather well...and lacquer xD

[FluffyFox1213]

It doesn't really look black... More like chrome or silver...

Like the robot woman in Terminator 3... That can make her boobs bigger to try and flirt with the cop wen she got pulled over... That was my favorite part...

[Bloodfang]

men....*laughs*

but where is she starring at?

[FluffyFox1213]

She's staring at you, wondering why you're lying like that with nobody behind you...

[Bloodfang]

I wait for someone taking the chance ^^

we realy need bigger pictures...

[FluffyFox1213]

O.o Okay now THAT'S just...

Messy...

[Bloodfang]

that is what you say ;)

[FluffyFox1213]

Make sure you clean up after yourself... With your tongue...

*holds up camera*

[Bloodfang]

u jelly~? or do you wanna join~? ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

It looks like you have it covered... But if you need some help, I guess I could...

[Bloodfang]

*makes room for you*

[yurglemeyer]

Only on the internet do I see a cream colored rabbit woman, with purple hair, giving fellatio with a bunch of floating islands behind her, uphill both ways in the snow.

[FluffyFox1213]

The crustacean confuses the vulpine...

[Bloodfang]

not only you milady

[DanniAuttumns]

Obviously those are the Hallelujah Mountains from Avatar, Yurgle!

[yurglemeyer]

Ya know, I wonder what's on the other side of that moon...

[DanniAuttumns]

Lobsters who ask too many questions.

How do you work with those claws of yours?

[yurglemeyer]

I manage, somehow. I don't really know.

Lunar Lobsters? That sounds like a myth.

[Bloodfang]

if you keep talking i realy have to cook you...i´m fucking hungry

[yurglemeyer]

I didn't come here to be dinner! *scuttle away*

[FluffyFox1213]

*cryoblast!* And here we have a frozen lobster... Get the water boiling, stat!

[Bloodfang]

yay~ *gets boiling water* okay flame thrower on mecha fox *giggles*

[aqua]

Ooooh, you got a new one. Who knew foxes likes mushrooms so much?

[Bloodfang]

fox? where mr kitty?

[aqua]

*cough cough* uh-I-uhr-RABBIT! I MEAN RABBIT! O_o

[Bloodfang]

good kitty ;)

[aqua]

*mumbles something about unnatural addictions to mushrooms*

[FluffyFox1213]

Your cat-boy is in another castle...

[aqua]

you're just like Spartan-101 from the forums...but with a fox

[FluffyFox1213]

Spartan-101 is a neko spartan... I'm an anthropomorphic Stormtrooper...

Your lack of armor increases your chance of anal rape by tentacles by 60%... The pink bow... *beeep beep beep* Woah... That's off the charts...

[Cube Head]

I acknowledge your possession of [SWEET SHADES], but I question your [SKIN-TIGHT POWER ARMOUR].

[yurglemeyer]

Uh... have you ever seen Star Wars? By wearing that armor, you're increasing the likelihood of being hit by blaster fire by 300%. The likelihood of it killing you is... off the charts.

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The return of the Ninjas!

[Cube Head]

No comment about the cube? Why not Zoidberg?

[aqua]

I don't understand why that man ahs a box on his head and headset.

[FluffyFox1213]

Woah... I see hearts behind you... I need to lay off the catnip...

[yurglemeyer]

No... NO! Now I see them too! And how are you supposed to eat with that thing on?

[Bloodfang]

what should I say....time for seafood >=D

[yurglemeyer]

But there's always a bigger fish. Besides, it looks like you've already got something to "wet" your appetite.

[FluffyFox1213]

Oh ho ho... You sir... Youuuu... Comical Lobster.

[Bloodfang]

*hums the imperial anthem*

[Bloodfang]

*pokes around in the mass of inactive posters*

[yurglemeyer]

Looks like that's not the only poking around going on.

[DanniAuttumns]

Wow, really has been a while hasn't it Davey Jones?

[Bloodfang]

danni..please stop howling at the moon you´re scaring him away =3

[DanniAuttumns]

*growls* I'm a werewolf! I do what I want, when I want it! *turns head back up to the moon and howls more* And I can't really tell... is that a stuffed rabbit being raped by a blue demon guy?

[Bloodfang]

Maybe..maybe not..could you howl me a song please~? =3 *lays next to you in the grass*

[FluffyFox1213]

Looks like you're doing enough howling for all of us.

[Bloodfang]

*tugs the edge of you lips up* c´mon smile~ mr terminator fox ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

I don't think I want you touching my mouth...

I know where those hands have been...

[Bloodfang]

you could still put a little smile on your face ^^

[FluffyFox1213]

I'm in a bad mood...

And the fact you're getting more action than me isn't helping.

[Bloodfang]

than..why don´t you put that cyber eye on green and hop in ;)

[FluffyFox1213]

Because rabbit-girls aren't really my type...

My biggest turn-offs are wings and huge ears...

[pierape]

Still cute! :D

[Bloodfang]

what should I say....a sweet little wolf in sheeps clothing ;) *hugs the cute angel*

[FluffyFox1213]

I'm not sure if you're very lucky...

Or very un-lucky...

Not sure.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

*pokes fox's ear* Oi! Smile. Smile or I'll tickle you.

[DrNumaNuma]

I figured out why we can't see below his waist. He's actually a centaur.

[FluffyFox1213]

Ah, so you got the 'deluxe' model, I see...

My eye's got a high-beam setting as well.

[Bloodfang]

awwwww~ such cute big eyes *giggles and pets the fox* so cute~

is he nomming bacon?

[FluffyFox1213]

Yeah. Bacon.

Is that bunny girl getting it up the ass?
*narrows eyes*
Or doggy style?

[Bloodfang]

doggy style~

Uhm...*looks in the cutest way possible at the fox* can I have some too~?

[FluffyFox1213]

*offers drool-covered, half-nommed bacon*

You look hungry...

I know I would be after doing that.

[Bloodfang]

yay~ thanky *giggles and nibbles at the other end softly while looking into the big blue eye of the fox

[sgtdrake]

I think a jackrabbit is not just an animal. If rabbits were human (bare with me) they would I'm sure they would do nothing but fuck all the time so your avitar is pretty accurate.

[yurglemeyer]

You missed an excellent pun opportunity. What you should have said; "If rabbits were human (hare with me)" Right? Anybody? ...Anybody? *sigh* Getting back on topic...
It looks like a... No, it's more of a... What am I looking at exactly?

[sgtdrake]

Don't look too close.

[Bloodfang]

well..i looked closer but the pic is to small..from what i can see it looks like a green haired,purple skinned person gets raped by dark green tentacles

[FluffyFox1213]

I could swear I saw pointed ears and a fuzzy tail too...

But that might be just cuz it's what I WANT to see...

:P

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

So cute!!! -huggles-

[Bloodfang]

still up on that roof? isn´t it a bit cold?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Nah, feels good!

Still having mad bunny sex? Aren't you tired?

[FluffyFox1213]

That's what bunnies do.

You're still as cute as ever. Still wearing that nice tight latex outfit. :P

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

I dress to impress~

You're still all cute and fluffy I see.

[yurglemeyer]

You bring your family much dishonor!

*waits for lobster=food joke*

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

-gets the melted butter- Better?

[FluffyFox1213]

*dips bacon in melted butter, then eats it*

Fluffy approves of ninja fox maid who brings bacon dip. :P

[yurglemeyer]

There wasn't a single part of that sentence I didn't like.

But that's not how you eat bacon! Or at least not how I pictured a fox would eat bacon. You're eating it the same way a squirrel eats an acorn.

[Bloodfang]

he is eating it in the cute way mr lobster

[Drago]

Typical BloodFang.

[FluffyFox1213]

Oh god...

The dragons have started to mate with the livestock!!!

[Drago]

I've always been mating with varied things.

MS paint adventures

[FluffyFox1213]

Is it that obvious this was done in MS paint?

And what's with that face... It looks like your using the toilet and having some difficulty.

Need some fiber?

[Drago]

Nope, you must pull some weird faces on the toilet...

Why is one of your eyes all chibi?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Because he is having a mad acid trip?

I...I really dunno what to say about you Drago, it looks like someone put a dragon with a my little pony...

[FluffyFox1213]

That's what he did.

As for the eye... It's a "bacongasm"

*offers bacon to the fox ninja*

Your boobs look bigger on this computer than on the other one.

[firefly05]

Bacon? I thought it was a candy bar.

[Bloodfang]

awwww~ *pets the kitten and melts from cuteness overload*

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

...Can I have a turn with the bunny when you're done?

And thank you Fluffy~ They're DDs according to Victoria Secret. And I'm about 5'1"~ ^.~

[Zam]

I dunno if swearing is allowed, if it is, I'll find a new one. It just struck me as funny.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Oh swearing is perfectly fine. Lol I just can't help but giggle when I read "Bitch, please" attached to Wendy. X3

[Bloodfang]

hmmm smexy Dante~

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

I know right? I figured it was necessary for such a sexy site. X3

Man bunnies sure have sex a lot...

[TheWatcher]

what do you expect? they're bunnies.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

O.o W-Woah! WTF?

[TheWatcher]

XD what's wrong~?

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

XD It just caught me off guard.

[TheWatcher]

XD I bet it did.

[Bloodfang]

why do i have the feeling that this is the last thing someone will see in a dark alley before laying naked and tied infront of this guy?

[TheWatcher]

XD and your off breeding at the speed of light.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

And you're still looking creepy...

[TheWatcher]

and your still dante!!!

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

I am not! I just like to look at him lots~
Sexy-ass motherfucker that he be~
Now if only Vergil were here... -giggles-

Creepy shadowman...

[TheWatcher]

lol. I'm thinking of changing it. >.< no one will like me this way. T^T (except bloodfang.)

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

We like you just fine. The picture's just creepy... XD And it's fun to give you a hard time about it.

[TheWatcher]

thanks. I appreciate it.

[yurglemeyer]

Creepy? Nah, he just has a color saturation deficiency.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

XD How do we fix that Dr. Zoidberg?

[TheWatcher]

eat more vitamins!!

[Bloodfang]

OMG DA EYEZ =O Beware of da ebil finga Xc

[TheWatcher]

hehe. >3 *pokes the sexy bunny girl*

[Bloodfang]

I bet you can reach deeeeeeeeeeep into stuff with those fingers

[TheWatcher]

yep~ VERY deep~ ;3

[FluffyFox1213]

OH god, Doc got a pet...

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Still high on bacon are we?

[TheWatcher]

XD, thanks for the comment fluffyfox.

[Filler]

Hey, where is the linux boy ??? That is a big finger.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Oooh sweepy red emo hair~ X3 Very nice!

[Bloodfang]

well..what else should i say than...Dante ^^....oh fuck quickly hide those lovely tentacle demons he will kill them T^T

[Filler]

OO' A raped bunny !!! Muahahahaha !!!

[FluffyFox1213]

I think if a bull saw you... He'd be instantly pissed off.

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

Fluffy!! -cuddles fluffy fox and feeds him bacon-

[Bloodfang]

and turn left 2,3 and right 2,3 and now bend over~

why do i have a aerobic videoo in my mind now OO

[ArcherArtemisHabi]

XD If Izumi Curtis had an aerobic video...

Seriously are those bunnies on viagra or something?

[FluffyFox1213]

I think Bloodfang has a point...

Your avatar DOES look like it's doing aerobics.

As for bunnies on viagra... No comment...

[Bloodfang]

if bunnies are on viagra the would be ruled by us >:3

I wanna ga high~ On bacon =3

[FluffyFox1213]

This if you eat this bacon...

You're a cannibal.

But I guess after having sex so much you'd have to be hungry.

[Filler]

George Clooney, What happen to you ?!?!?!

[FluffyFox1213]

George Clooney?

Nothing happened to me, if that's what you meant.

Still the same old pissed off redhead, huh?

[Filler]

That fox is drugged. And where are the powered armors ???

[FluffyFox1213]

It's a good kind of drugged.

And the armor's at the drycleaners...

*insert comment about looking pissed and having red hair here*

[DrNumaNuma]

That's a face only a mother would stab.

[FluffyFox1213]

What? Did your job being a "deer petrifier" not work out?

[DrNumaNuma]

I petrified that deer and now your eyes make me want to petrify you. Fell the wrath of my ancient Egyptian laser beams!

[FluffyFox1213]

Lol, Yugioh abridged.

Your laser beams don't look Egyptian... More like German. Dunno why... Just those glasses seem very German for some reason.

[Bloodfang]

bunny feels offended mister drugged fox =P

[FluffyFox1213]

Oh... Right... I forgot you were German.

Nice tits, by the way.

[TheWatcher]

that fox is eatin' bacon!

[flamen0d]

Staring into my soul!! and pointing at me

[TheWatcher]

lol, that's the best part.

I CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUUUULLLLL!!!! you've been a bad person. :3 flaming person?

[flamen0d]

mayyyyyybe!??????????

[DrNumaNuma]

Didn't i see you on an episode of Digimon?

[FluffyFox1213]

Didn't I see you on th- *petrified stare*

[Bloodfang]

you´re forgiven~ who could resist such a cute stare *giggles and ruffles through your hair*

[DrNumaNuma]

Take a ride on that disco stick.

Good god, I hate that song.

[FluffyFox1213]

BLIIINDED BY THE LIGHT!!!

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

silly fox, why you look adorable?

I feel depressed. v.v

[FluffyFox1213]

You don't look depressed...

You look rather spunky.

Why so sad, Krystal?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

just need a lover's touch. That's all.

[Drago]

Here you go (http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg)

[Drago]

Here you go http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

Since using url won't work.

[yurglemeyer]

True cruelty knows no bounds.
Also, dying your mane in every visible shade of the spectrum has done nothing to distract from your albinism.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

says zoidberb over here.

Why do i feel sad?

[Bloodfang]

maybe because that sexy vixen needs some cuddles~? *hugs Krystal from behind*

[Zam]

Hold her there, I'm coming.

-Gets ready to hug her front-

[FluffyFox1213]

Stop what?

What did I do?

[Drago]

True cruelty knows no bounds.
Also, dying your mane in every visible shade of the spectrum has done nothing to distract from your albinism.

Is it cuz i'm white? Blud.

It's a fox, nuff said.

[TheWatcher]

and you are a...very pale drago?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

and you have nice eyes...

[TheWatcher]

thank you. ^^ and your very beautiful. a very nice blue.

[FluffyFox1213]

Not sure if staring into my soul...

Or some kind of car in the shadowy alleyway.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

An asian fox?

[FluffyFox1213]

Naw, he's just happy.

... Can I hug you? I've always wanted to hug you...

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Sure if that hug turns into something else... *wink*

Do i have a ribbon?

[FluffyFox1213]

I think you do have a ribbon... A light blue, almost white one in your hair...

As for the hug, it can't escelate beyond that... My girlfriend would be pretty P-Oed...

*hugs lovingly, but tries to be as non-sexy as possible with it... Like a brother-sister hug*

[Krystal_Mccloud]

*hugs back and embraces him lovingly*
What one person wouldn't love to bang me?

[Zam]

Iunno.

A gay man.

[FluffyFox1213]

Even a gay man might be turned straight by Krystal... >.> Just sayin.

[Drago]

Iunno.

A gay man.

Love you for this comment.

Also I am a gay man and would not be turned straight by Krystal.

There are 3 frames in your gif.