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Bloodfang
10-22-2011, 06:06 PM
is this a giant toast at your side?
FluffyFox1213
10-22-2011, 06:36 PM
When your done eating that... You can have this magical toast.
yurglemeyer
10-22-2011, 07:50 PM
Magical toast? Looks more like an enormous Wheat Thin to me.
Bloodfang
10-22-2011, 07:59 PM
hmmm...can I have lobster instead?
yurglemeyer
10-22-2011, 09:15 PM
Uh... that depends, what exactly are you asking? I'm warning you, these claws can be deadly! An- Hey... wait a minute, why the hell are you blue?
Debugarea
10-22-2011, 09:26 PM
... Above me?
Well... whats that?
yurglemeyer
10-22-2011, 10:14 PM
I'm sure I could ask the same.
FluffyFox1213
10-22-2011, 11:14 PM
*puts on a lobster bib and grabs some nutcrackers and a fork, licking his chops*
yurglemeyer
10-22-2011, 11:18 PM
You wouldn't want to eat me, I'm high in mercury. Also, uh... please don't eat me!
Archy
10-22-2011, 11:32 PM
looks like a lobster mixed with zoidberg
yurglemeyer
10-23-2011, 12:32 AM
And you look like you're sideways. Why is this?
FluffyFox1213
10-23-2011, 12:45 AM
Blurbleble... IT'S A TRAP!!!
Oh wait... WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB. *scuttles away*
Bloodfang
10-23-2011, 01:35 AM
Hmmm I could also try some fox meat on toast *winks*
yurglemeyer
10-23-2011, 01:49 AM
Ha, the irony of a rabbit eating a fox.
FluffyFox1213
10-23-2011, 02:08 AM
I would eat her, but... I'm not all that hungry for rabbit... I'd rather eat some lobster. *licks chops*
yurglemeyer
10-23-2011, 04:17 AM
I'm warning you, the last person that tried to eat me was castrated. That ought to wipe that smug look off your face in a hurry.
Archy
10-23-2011, 10:15 AM
mmmm i havnt had lobster in awhile
yurglemeyer
10-23-2011, 08:17 PM
Agh! You people and your obsession with eating lobster! It's not easy to come by in Alaska, much too expensive I'm sure, so stop thinking about it! Sheesh.
FluffyFox1213
10-23-2011, 08:45 PM
Crab meat is almost as good... >.>
Archy
10-23-2011, 08:59 PM
lobster is better though especially witht that magical piece of toast u have
FluffyFox1213
10-23-2011, 09:10 PM
It's an ancient text of great power... Where's the butter?! Hahaha...
You make very tiny snowmen.
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 12:13 AM
And you make very large crackers.
FluffyFox1213
10-24-2011, 02:05 AM
Crackers? Like... Claw crackers for getting the succulent meat out?
...I just said "succulent meat" didn't I... >.>
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 02:26 AM
No, I meant crackers like nut crackers. *Clatters claws like castanets*So I suggest that if you want to have any "succulent meat" that isn't horribly mangled, you start eating your toast there and forget about shellfish.
FluffyFox1213
10-24-2011, 02:35 AM
O.o
*noms piece of paper*
Just please don't rape me with that thing on your face.
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 02:43 AM
I won't, don't worry. Could you conjure up some cat food by chance?
Archy
10-24-2011, 02:44 AM
lobsters gone mad!!! we must eat him quickly XD
DrNumaNuma
10-24-2011, 03:56 AM
Mrglgrlgrlgrlgrl!!!
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 05:53 AM
I'll bet a lot of insects fly into your eyes, don't they?
FluffyFox1213
10-24-2011, 06:03 AM
And I'll bet your RIGHT there picking them out and gobling them up with that facedick.
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 06:04 AM
You're... You're lucky I laughed so hard at that one, or I'd be all up in your mouth with my 'facedick'
DrNumaNuma
10-24-2011, 04:32 PM
Great, now all I see him doing is turkey slapping someone.
Bloodfang
10-24-2011, 05:03 PM
*searches for a light switch* than stop blinding each other
yurglemeyer
10-24-2011, 09:25 PM
Today's special... Rabbit sandwhich, stuffed with extra 'special sauce'.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
'facedick' |D
I'm sorry, I can't think of anything else for this picture since I saw that backandforth.
DrNumaNuma
10-25-2011, 03:36 AM
Do not tempt me, foul heathen!!!
*grabs the lube*
yurglemeyer
10-25-2011, 05:29 AM
*Grabs sunglasses* I bet you're a hit at parties, everybody cheers when you put a lampshade over your head.
DrNumaNuma
10-25-2011, 11:58 PM
Why not Zoidberg?
yurglemeyer
10-26-2011, 12:48 AM
Didn't mom ever tell you not to stare into the sun?
DrNumaNuma
10-26-2011, 12:54 AM
All the better to boil you my dear.
DrNumaNuma
10-26-2011, 12:55 AM
I challenge you to a duel of Ancient Egyptian laser beams.
yurglemeyer
10-26-2011, 01:01 AM
Challenge accepted. Unluckily for you, you lack the will of a warrior. What does that mean? I win! Rematch? I win again, haha!
He also lacks a facedick.
yurglemeyer
10-28-2011, 02:48 AM
Indeed, a usef- Oh, I see what you did there! You'd better watch your step, young man! Err, lady! Err...
FluffyFox1213
10-29-2011, 03:06 AM
IT'S A CRAP! ...I mean crab... Errr.... My bad, dude...
yurglemeyer
10-29-2011, 03:15 AM
Sounds like someone wants to get raped again.
Bloodfang
10-29-2011, 10:41 PM
looks like someone wants to be boiled *chuckles,wearing a chefīs hat*
FluffyFox1213
10-30-2011, 03:39 AM
Looks like someone's still being raped again...
*video camera*
Bloodfang
10-30-2011, 11:16 AM
no i wanted it like this Mr Toasty *smiles*
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 12:14 AM
...All those muscles and you still don't try to escape... Either that or you've been like that for so long you can't move any more...
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 12:25 AM
*stares at the black stain at your fluffy fur* seriously..this doesnīt look like a fur mark..more like a branding
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 12:38 AM
*squint* ... It's my warpaint... But... I can't see what's there... Looks like some kind of upside down flower? *tilts head* I think I see a stiletto boot... And purple hair? *magnifying glass* ...I can't... See it!
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 12:42 AM
hmm yeah true enough..the whole pic darkened when I made it fit the 80x80 Pixels xD
but still...i donīt see any wars going on in here so you can remove that makeup ^^
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 01:03 AM
But my makeup makes me purdy.
... And this fox is about to pounce that rabbit...
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 05:18 AM
hmmm looks like I should slowly hop back into my rabbit hole~ *licks your ears* fluffy =3
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 05:37 AM
...Is that an invitation? Because nude women licking me is rather inviting... *grope* ... :P
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 05:39 AM
*moans softly* well~ maybe it was one *giggles and rubs my ass into your hand* why donīt you find out Mr fluffyfox~?
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 05:57 AM
*grins and gives your ass a firm squeeze* Maybe because I'm a bit of a tease?
... You started it with your nakedness... >.>
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 06:04 AM
Than you should be careful that you donīt get teased by the one you wanted to tease dear sir *winks and nods down to your second "tail"*
oh and if you would look closer you would see that i have clothes on ;)
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 06:14 AM
*blinks* That's not clothes... That's undies. There's a difference. But... *runs my soft leathery paw up your arm* ...I'm still gonna tease you. :P
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 06:19 AM
why you donīt do this via pm and keep this threat clean mhh~? *giggles and kisses the black fur marks*
yurglemeyer
11-03-2011, 06:36 AM
*hides the video camera* Me? Sell this on the internet? Why, I never!
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 06:42 AM
...It's already on the internet... Don't make me pull you into this now. Always wondered what that thing on your face felt like...
yurglemeyer
11-03-2011, 06:46 AM
Okay, I had to check under my bed to make sure you weren't there. Can never be too careful with you foxy-types. And as for this 'facedick'?
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 06:55 AM
Of course I wouldn't be under your bed. I'm in your closet!
yurglemeyer
11-03-2011, 06:57 AM
Son of a bitch! If I have to go into Narnia again, I swear there will be blood!
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 04:55 PM
Shocking, Fluffy in the closet. I would have NEVER guessed. Especially for Mr. Jones here.
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 05:11 PM
Is there a place to howl to the moon with you my dear wolf?
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 05:16 PM
As long as your black hole doesn't suck up my moon.
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 05:46 PM
awww that was mean mr wolf =( you make bunny cry T.T
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 07:23 PM
Mr. Wolf? Says the half naked crying bunny lady?
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 07:36 PM
Hey hey hey... Stop being mean to the bunny and go eat some sheep or something..... Wanna biscuit?
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 07:38 PM
No sheep here, but there is a fox that looks edible enough *licks lips*
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 07:44 PM
Your not my type... I go for the bipedal humanoid types... *pat pat pat* good do- Errr I mean wolfie.
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 07:45 PM
*takes the biscuit from Fluffy and nibbles on it while watching him petting the wolf*
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 07:45 PM
Fluffy, do I have to bite you and mount you to put you in line again? You still have black eyes from last time.
Edit: NINJA BUNNY!?
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 07:51 PM
How bout you just mount me?
DanniAuttumns
11-03-2011, 07:52 PM
How about I just bite off your cock?
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 08:00 PM
how about you chill for a minute and watch the moon ^^
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 08:01 PM
*yelps and covers his doodle*
DrNumaNuma
11-03-2011, 08:51 PM
Now that you are no longer Issac, I can deliver the assbeat you truly deserve without the fear of magic.
Bloodfang
11-03-2011, 09:04 PM
hmm I think we said enough about your pic since it has never changed over the years so I will just go "NumaNuma deedee didi, NumaNuma didididee"
DrNumaNuma
11-03-2011, 09:10 PM
Foolish mortal, the doctor has many other things to say about his picture. Also, you have no feet.
FluffyFox1213
11-03-2011, 10:03 PM
I want to make eye contact but it'd probably be like staring into the sun.
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 12:05 AM
Alright, I've checked and checked and checked some more, and there are no foxes, fluffy or otherwise, under my bed.
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 02:34 AM
But they are in your closet.
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 02:43 AM
I checked there too! Nothing! Are there any in Asgard?
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 02:46 AM
Foxes in closets? No... but there are people in closets, and people OUT of closets. And apparently all sorts of sea creatures with reproductive organs on their faces.
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 02:55 AM
Well, I can find nothing in my closet, people, foxes, or otherwise. Except an abundance of frozen raindrops. Oh, and you're one to talk about creatures with reproductive organs for faces!
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 02:56 AM
Haha. Dickhead. *chuckles* I get it now.
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 02:58 AM
I still don't see how anything on my face could be seen in such a manner. Maybe you've got lunar blindness?
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 03:11 AM
I'm sorry, I can't stop staring at your cock face to recognize your insult.
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 03:14 AM
One of these days, Danni... One of these days... BANG, ZOOM... Straight to... Awww you know the rest.
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 03:15 AM
One of these days... I'm going to watch you and Yurgle's face get it on.
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 03:19 AM
... Why can't you and me get it on... We're both... Relatively canine... Sorta... You more than me... But still.
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 03:50 AM
Sorry, my alpha says I'm not supposed to play with my food.
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 03:58 AM
Are all wolves mean? Or do you have a meteor stuck up your moon...
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 04:02 AM
*tail wags* It's a werewolf thing, foxes wouldn't understand. Especially one crying and letting their mascara run.
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 04:08 AM
Hey... It's the football season. It's not mascara... >.> ... <.< *hides makeup*
At least I'm not just a shadow in the moonlight... For all I know you could be a talking wind-vein... Or a pile of logs... Or an oddly shaped tree...
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 04:09 AM
Yeah, I'm a tree. Wanna see my wood? *grins wolfishly* Make-up fox~ Wanna be my bitch?
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 04:10 AM
Or the second gunman on the grassy knoll! *radios air-support*
Ninja'd again...
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 04:25 AM
Hey look... It's phallus-face... (insert super-hero music here)
And Danni... *puts on some lipstick and eyeliner* I'll be your bitch... 300$ an hour... plus an eighty dollar beastiality fee...
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 04:27 AM
So THAT'S what that black stuff is!
DanniAuttumns
11-04-2011, 05:09 AM
How about you bend that sweet ass over and wave the charges? For Mr. Phallus face here, I'm sure he's like to show us what all he's got~
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 05:20 AM
Doesn't your neck ever get sore?
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 05:37 AM
IT'S A TRAP! He's trying to change the subject!
Bloodfang
11-04-2011, 05:50 AM
trap activated succesfully...done by fox-bitch ^^
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 05:54 AM
OH! ... It's the sexy bunny! ... *tries wiping away make-up and just smears it over his face, then pretends to act casual about it* ...Yeahhh...
Bloodfang
11-04-2011, 06:01 AM
Aaaaaaah now I know what the black lines are *I wink softly and giggle*
FluffyFox1213
11-04-2011, 06:48 AM
Oh surely such a beautiful bunny has no need for makeup...
yurglemeyer
11-04-2011, 06:49 AM
And surely such a beatiful fox has no need for a camel neck?
Bloodfang
11-05-2011, 01:57 AM
and surely such a delicious looking lobster doesnīt need his clothes and life anymore *licks lips and sets up some boiling water*
yurglemeyer
11-05-2011, 02:02 AM
All lives are precious, even the lives of those who would forget this.
ArcherArtemisHabi
11-05-2011, 07:19 AM
Lives are valuable, except for those of the stupid.
Hi. I'm back finally. Hope you all missed me as much as I missed you. ^^
yurglemeyer
11-05-2011, 07:21 AM
I was just wondering the other day; "I wonder where Archer's gone off to?"
And speak of the Devil. Err, Lord of Darkness.
ArcherArtemisHabi
11-05-2011, 07:22 AM
Haha. ^^
Sorry I was gone for so long... Life got in the way but I'm all good now. ^^
yurglemeyer
11-05-2011, 07:23 AM
You say that you're in the depths of darkness, but I would beg to differ! There appears to be a bright blue sky behind you!
FluffyFox1213
11-05-2011, 07:23 AM
*hugs the fox girl and wags my tail* YAY! Now I'm not the only one with a fluffy orange tail!
...Damn ninja-lobsters...
yurglemeyer
11-05-2011, 07:24 AM
You've been had, by Yurglemeyer, Pet Detective! Also, you're not under my bed, stop saying otherwise.
ArcherArtemisHabi
11-05-2011, 07:27 AM
-hugs Fluffy- ^^ No, no you are not my friend.
I painted the wall that color. It keeps me from going on murderous rages.
Bloodfang
11-05-2011, 10:13 AM
*hugs the ninja vixen from behind* welcome back =3
FluffyFox1213
11-08-2011, 12:53 AM
*wipes away some drool* ...Girl on girl... *stares*
yurglemeyer
11-08-2011, 12:55 AM
*rolls film*
Oh, Mr. Camel, I presume? Make sure you get in the shot as well, we need to sell these cigarettes!
FluffyFox1213
11-08-2011, 01:29 AM
It's a trap. Woop woop woop woop woop. *tosses inconspicuous electric hot-dog at the lobster person*
Bloodfang
11-08-2011, 04:41 AM
calm down mr eye-liner fox it was just a hug *giggles*
FluffyFox1213
11-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Riiight... And I'm a camel. *puts on shades and looks in the mirror* ...I don't really look like a camel, do I? *tries not to stare at half-naked lady*
Bloodfang
11-08-2011, 05:50 PM
"Hmm..." *looks into the mirror,than walks around you* naaa~ youīre much to fluffy to be a camel~
yurglemeyer
11-08-2011, 09:11 PM
Playboy bunny: whole new meaning.
Bloodfang
11-08-2011, 10:17 PM
hmmm Kingler meets scientist ^^
yurglemeyer
11-08-2011, 10:34 PM
I'm sure you're used to hearing things like; "I'd sure like to be inside of that bunny slipper!"
Bloodfang
11-08-2011, 10:58 PM
Beeing a Lobster..Why not Zoid..oh wait
FluffyFox1213
11-09-2011, 01:09 AM
Do you... you know... Like a rabbit?
If so... Thats awesome
Bloodfang
11-09-2011, 04:58 AM
Do what like a rabbit ,Mr Fluffy?
FluffyFox1213
11-09-2011, 05:02 AM
Uhhh... ... Sex... I hear rabbits do it a LOT... Although with a body like that I can see why...
Bloodfang
11-09-2011, 05:24 AM
well...why donīt you come here and find it out...and I need something warm and fuzzy to cuddle Iīm feeling a bit cold~
Makayla
11-09-2011, 01:23 PM
Reminds me of a picture like this: http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/22388 Lol!!
Bloodfang
11-12-2011, 09:07 PM
how do know she was my dominatrix for this day little kitten?
I'm not sure exactly what animal it is, but I have a strange urge to fuck it.
Bloodfang
11-14-2011, 05:03 AM
dear mister catman...you should redo your biology classes if you canīt recognize a bunny anymore ^^ *plays with the small pink ribbon*
DanniAuttumns
11-14-2011, 05:15 AM
Don't make fun of the catman~ He's got a nice ass~ And Ms. Bunny's got a nice *licks lips* Do I have to pick a body part?
FluffyFox1213
11-14-2011, 12:31 PM
*pat pat pat* Good doggie.
yurglemeyer
11-14-2011, 09:23 PM
*pat pat pat* Good foxy.
FluffyFox1213
11-14-2011, 09:52 PM
Careful with those claws... I don't want to be decapitated.
Bloodfang
11-14-2011, 09:54 PM
*pets around the claws and caresses your fluffy ears*
FluffyFox1213
11-14-2011, 11:05 PM
I LOVE attention! *wags tail and nuzzles into the bunny's hand* Especially from pretty girls. :P
Bloodfang
11-15-2011, 04:36 AM
such a charmer *chuckles and kisses your black "fur-marking"*
yurglemeyer
11-15-2011, 05:32 AM
Something about cleavage... Something... Err... *drools*
FluffyFox1213
11-15-2011, 05:39 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how he can speak with that flappy thing on his face...
Bloodfang
11-15-2011, 03:55 PM
*holds a piece of paper to the fluffy foxes muzzle* must be like this
It's not the biology part, it's that every part of you is near microscopic. From this distance it looks a bit like a mouse.
FluffyFox1213
11-16-2011, 02:26 AM
Those ears are obviously fake!
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 06:09 AM
*tickles kitty-boys bare back*
yurglemeyer
11-16-2011, 06:12 AM
Tig ol' bitties
Vector
11-16-2011, 06:42 AM
I say good chap, was your father's name Lovecraft?
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 06:47 AM
Buttons!!!
yurglemeyer
11-16-2011, 06:47 AM
Don't you talk to me about mah pappy! Also, you look like a power outlet.
EDIT: Dammit all!
That moon looks like a cookie.
Vector
11-16-2011, 06:48 AM
Behold the power of cheese...
*oops. Posted a little late.
What I was going to say good sir if you could tell me how your elder brother was holding up these days.
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 06:51 AM
Hey... you almost look like the moon. Except your green and there are 2 holes in you.
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 06:52 AM
*pets the shadowy wolf*
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 06:54 AM
Gah! Every time I see you I think of your hooters! The hasenfeffer...
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 07:00 AM
and everytime i see you I have to think off a romantic night on a clearing...must be the moon xD
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 07:01 AM
Yes, blood-filled animalistic rages are always fun... for me ;) Not really may prey as much. I do enjoy a good rabbit from time to time, when I can catch them.
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 07:08 AM
*gulp* you can use me in any way you want but please donīt eat me good wolfy~
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 07:10 AM
MMM... Rabbit's feet are supposed to be good luck, wish I could see them *looks harder into the picture*
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 07:19 AM
my feet...my feeeeeeeeeeet not yours bad wolfy xD
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 07:21 AM
Damn >_< Any other parts of you getting lucky ;)
FluffyFox1213
11-16-2011, 01:19 PM
You must have lungs of steel... You've been howling non-stop since your got here.
Filler
11-16-2011, 02:04 PM
Hey... you looks like Clooney fox, jojojo, give me a sign !!!
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 03:45 PM
still the grim redhead ^^
FluffyFox1213
11-16-2011, 03:48 PM
I just wonder where the rest of your legs went.
Filler
11-16-2011, 06:25 PM
Again, George Clooney... What are you doing here ???
Bloodfang
11-16-2011, 08:13 PM
And why donīt you smile ^^
DanniAuttumns
11-16-2011, 09:14 PM
Something about the black hole must turn him off *shrugs* So... can I call you Playboy?
yurglemeyer
11-16-2011, 11:29 PM
I've heard of the man in the moon, but never the wolf.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 12:08 AM
I think that thing on your mustache needs some medical attention...
yurglemeyer
11-17-2011, 01:04 AM
Well I AM a doctor... And don't talk to me about medical attention, you're the one that sells cigarettes.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 01:32 AM
Hey. I have to make money SOMEHOW... I get 6 bucks a pack. I don't smoke... Cigarettes anyway...
You know... If I look at you JUST right... It looks like you have a bumpy beak.
yurglemeyer
11-17-2011, 02:15 AM
Damn, I'll never look at my avatar the same way again.
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 05:10 AM
hmmm...as longer i look at your pic as hungrier i get
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 06:09 AM
... Ditto. *licks lips*
yurglemeyer
11-17-2011, 07:09 AM
... Ditto. *snaps claws menacingly*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 02:31 PM
Don't eat me! I'm all sinewy and lanky... Hardly any meat on me... Nothing for you to eat with your penis-mandible-beak... How DO you eat with that, anyway?
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 03:08 PM
Hmm..what a pity that you donīt have that much meat on you ;)
Filler
11-17-2011, 03:23 PM
You need a good beard cut...
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 03:56 PM
beard cut? Uhm..iīm a bunny that is fur xD mr redhead ^^
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 04:09 PM
filler looks like Iori. just saying. *flaps wings*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 04:21 PM
*stares at the Toucan, drooling* ...Foooood...
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 04:26 PM
*looks at fluffy* don't eat me....I taste like salt water and rocks, since I bathe in the ocean and use rocks to preen my feathers with.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 04:43 PM
Uhhh... You don't preen your feathers with your beak? *has a grill ready, holding a bottle of BBQ sauce in one hand, and a fork in the other.*
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 04:46 PM
Absolutely not, I eat cans. I don't want bits of metal in me..And do you want a mouth full of razor blades if you decide to eat me? I somehow eat those too while keeping them intact.
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 04:49 PM
*steals the BBQ sauce from fluffy and the razor blades from the toucan to prepare some chicken for me*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 05:04 PM
*takes the chicken and eats it raw* You got to maintain that ... Figure... That... Wonderful... Curvy... *stares*
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 05:12 PM
*flies away to hide behind bloodfang*
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 05:29 PM
Hey..Iīm hungry you mean foxy *pouts softly and pets the toucan*
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 05:47 PM
*pecks your hand and a can of grilled chicken appears*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 06:15 PM
... Toucans have nothing to do with canned food. Unless... *holds up an empty can and advances on the toucan with malicious intent*
Filler
11-17-2011, 06:42 PM
Oks, you're not George Clooney... or maybe you are. We don't know...
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 07:36 PM
*looks in the mirror* I don't see the resemblance... That's like saying I'm a camel.
And who pissed in your coffee? Mad cause you can only see out of one eye?
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 07:54 PM
*makes a handstand* nope no camel nor george clooney
Filler
11-17-2011, 07:59 PM
Nice boobs, nice legs, only your ears cause me troubles...
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 08:00 PM
why my ears~? *tickles you with them*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 08:03 PM
*whispers* I dun think he likes furries.
But that's fine. Because that means more for me! *grabs the bunny and runs off*
Filler
11-17-2011, 08:06 PM
George Clooney is right.
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 08:23 PM
heeeeelp i get kidnapped *struggles against the fox*
Filler
11-17-2011, 08:28 PM
Im no racist.. so... hey Clooney... let her go away.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 08:42 PM
*sighs and lets go* But I'm hungry... Athough, I suppose humans taste pretty good... >.> *kidnaps Filler instead*
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 08:44 PM
*Holds Fluffys tails by cuddling* so fluffy and soft~<3
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 08:48 PM
*purrs* ...Ooh. That leather feels oddly nice against my fur... Not to mention the boobs. :P
Filler
11-17-2011, 08:50 PM
Dare you to bite me and you don't live to tell it. *A purple flame burns in my hand*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 09:02 PM
Oooh... *lisps* It'ssss purple... Fabuloussss.
Goes well with your barbecue sauce hair.
Filler
11-17-2011, 09:05 PM
*A big purple flame dance on my hand* I see, the circus in on town, you a re a clown... so, you are not Clooney.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm in a good mood right now. I clown around when I'm happy... You look like you wouldn't know about happy... *forms a freezing mist in my hand and puts out the flame, then smiles*
Let's keep things civil. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Filler
11-17-2011, 09:27 PM
You can't turn off my flame easily. You are a fox !!! By the way... where is the furry girl... ??? *Put my hands on my pockets*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 09:34 PM
The bunny? Dunno... Perhaps we scared her away with our brightly colored hair.
Filler
11-17-2011, 09:43 PM
Maybe the fact you want to eat her is more possible that my color hair.
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 10:01 PM
*lies there on a cot and noms some chicken while watching the fluffy fox and mr redhead playing with fire*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 10:01 PM
... I figured she'd enjoy being eaten...
But eating you would be a WHOLE different story. Because it would be more like... Actually eating you instead of... You know what... Never mind.
Edit: Dang ninja bunny.
Bloodfang
11-17-2011, 10:06 PM
yeah well..I canīt keep you two out of sight for two minutes without you killing each other *sights and pulls you both to me*
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 10:10 PM
Hey! I was trying to keep it civil by putting out the flames. But NOOOO Magical unmelting ice isn't powerful enough to put out purple fire... I don't get why people are always so hell-bent on winning and being better than the other person... But at least we didn't kill each other... Yet. Though he would probably kill me first because I at least give people a chance for fairness. Anyway... There's a bunny with hardly any clothes on lying on the floor there... *waves*
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 10:10 PM
*wakes up from a nap and finds that I'm in a palm tree* ??
Filler
11-17-2011, 10:21 PM
Hey.. a bird... where is the fox... and the bunny ??? Never mind, this a zoo.
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 10:24 PM
*flaps wings* Iori? what are you doing in a place like this? *catches a coconut that drops*
Filler
11-17-2011, 10:26 PM
Looking for Kyo... i need to finish him and i will can go with my lovely Mai.
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 10:27 PM
*flaps wings again* Mai's had the hots for Andy Bogard in case you didn't know. But I'm sure you do.
Filler
11-17-2011, 10:31 PM
I know, but who's care ??? Mai is so hot for Andy... She is mine !!! Nice Linux costume.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 10:34 PM
Lolwut? I don't watch anime... Not enough time... Too busy defending my planet from the evil alien races. *Helmet folds over my face like in Dead Space 2* That reminds me... I'm late for the fire-bombing of a high value target... *loads napalm missiles into his shoulder mounted launcher* Anyone wanna come with?
TheWatcher
11-17-2011, 10:41 PM
A toucan won't suit a fire-bombing. plus I won't be of much help other than to be soft in that place.
Filler
11-17-2011, 10:50 PM
Sounds great !!! A fox with super duty.
FluffyFox1213
11-17-2011, 11:07 PM
A fox with powered armor. I'm nearly bulletproof. I can fly. AND... It's got cupholders.
What do YOU wear into combat, carrot-top?
yurglemeyer
11-18-2011, 03:05 AM
If only you had said 'ride' instead of 'wear'. Would have made a great "Ur mom" joke.
And just who is your mother anyways? Do camels have mothers?
Those claws of yours must make everyday life difficult.
FluffyFox1213
11-18-2011, 03:23 AM
The pink bow on your tail clashes with your blue outfit.
But it compliments my pink ears sweetheart. ;)
yurglemeyer
11-18-2011, 03:29 AM
Is that armor? On your shoulders?
FluffyFox1213
11-18-2011, 03:30 AM
Is that armor? All over your everywhere?
It does appear that I have shoulder guards. They're all the rage (where ever) you know?
yurglemeyer
11-18-2011, 03:35 AM
I do now, which, apparently, is none of the battle. You look like you're somewhere... soft.
Bloodfang
11-18-2011, 05:09 AM
boys..why do you wanna go to war and wonīt spread some loving~?
yurglemeyer
11-18-2011, 05:10 AM
Spreading eh? Your legs look like they could use some of that.
Filler
11-18-2011, 01:16 PM
Doctor Meyer has skills with his hands, one moment, he don't has hands.
FluffyFox1213
11-18-2011, 03:33 PM
I wouldn't make a good doctor... That smell of fresh meat... *drools and stares at Filler* Your hair smells like ketchup.
Filler
11-18-2011, 06:47 PM
You has a serious problem with your appetite... maybe a chicken farm could help you...
FluffyFox1213
11-18-2011, 07:05 PM
I love chicken. And barbecue sauce... And your hair looks like you dyed it with barbecue sauce... Smells like it too.
Bloodfang
11-18-2011, 07:25 PM
here fluffy some yummy chicken for you *wearing a chef head and an apron while barbecuing some chicken and sausages*
Filler
11-18-2011, 11:00 PM
I prefer... a leg... a bunny leg. Maybe two, maybe something between bunny legs... or maybe i just want loose me between your boobs.
Bloodfang
11-26-2011, 04:24 PM
hmmm still looking grumpy mr redhead ^^
Filler
11-28-2011, 05:01 PM
A bunny in a black hole !!! So strange... XD
FluffyFox1213
11-29-2011, 08:04 AM
who pissed in your cheerios, sunshine?
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